Don’t take random pills

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4

748

Truth. The funniest jokes are the ones that you tell yourself.

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Can we please just start calling him Darth Quayle? Or does he have to spell potato first?

354

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5756

A point way better than it has any right to be (From Terminator Lava Factory)

28

14

1092

Based on a true story that I made up

7

4

858

In every generation there is a chosen one

44

21

1546

Ice Age, Sid

1

1

706

Fool your Friends

157

14

11516

Metal Music

23

14

842

Stupid joke I came up with.

48

23

1203

Now, That's Sad

7

4

966

Kim Possible

15

2

1311

Collect the GOOD dad jokes…

373

26

133948

Oh Donnie! You're such a tease!!!

34

18

726

And that guy wasn't even a doctor

17

13

6951

Just kidding .....

958

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The Carrie Nations Have Pulled Out of the US Freedom 250 Concert

15

2

445

Serious...

17

6

926

I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines. He's a singer-songwriter . . . or sew it seams.

18

2

3017

Welcome to the new and improved InfoWars

8

11

8052

Neat little toys to amuse flight crews

47

8

19220

Talking to your wife like AI

19

6

11063

I'm paying way too much to have fun ?

324

17

377003

Ladies and gentlemen, place your b

975

46

855482

When accents collide

1004

65

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Joke.

377

19

17426

"Hold the flashlight right!"

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10

12241

Cursed shrimp

38

3

6502

No Problem

330

34

20757

Dear brain

18

3

1233

And a hammer right next to my digital alarm clock

746

153

28730

Something's

16

5

1060

That was close

7

5

955

Fuck ICE

65

18

6719

I mean…

261

13

22379

The True Villain of Hazbin Hotel Revealed

3

1

861

Classic Dad energy

41

4

11406

He's ridden with her before ...

935

120

360744

The statue weeps; bells ring. Proof of… melting snow

7

1

11995

FIFA Piss Prize

19

3

3270

She did say that but it was intended as a joke

40

15

759

Achieving your dreams for the low low price of $5

200

24

12201

When the Mediterranean recognizes truth

32

6

1341

Tag, anatomy edition

9

5

1159

Well, it's like this

1049

120

187739

Sounds fishy to me. /s

28

21

1350

After you message the guy holding a fish

43

10

1791

Top tier lyrics

19

6

917

How to catch a mouse.

557

69

295736

The sheer AUDACITY.

350

71

651677

"And that's why I'm no longer invited to group outings"

17

1

874

Charlie Kirk Halloween costume

25

7

676

Bad time to rent a cabin in the woods

45

20

1702

prank x 3

298

19

144135

Only a few steps away from "this next hymn sponsored by Carls Jr"

229

28

12815

Cashing in on Rapture Day sales opportunities

495

76

28737

When the bus arrives and opens its hole for you

367

23

18407

Co-worker answers his phone during the break

338

12

92045

Bros being bros part 2: Electric Boogaloo

36

6

18187

Bicycles are never used post-apocalypse. It's always horses, which need 20,000 calories a day and can't be repaired with a spanner.

545

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