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June 11, 2026 at 12:34 PM - Threatens new strikes on Iran https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-06-11/trump-vows-more-attacks-on-iran-says-us-will-take-kharg-island
June 11, 2026 at 5:39 PM - Strikes Canceled https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-06-11/trump-cancels-planned-strikes-against-iran-in-latest-reversal
jwillywill
https://imgur.com/5jGFvuP.gif
victor810
Stock Market manipulation should have severe consequences.
ShimmerinStrider
Sooooooo many TACOs
meganical
It cracks me up how they make the article titles longer so it seems informational and not stupid as fuck, which it is. I’d have named the second article: Trump says, “JK, Iran!”
SirRealOfTheShire
I like how he announced the time and location. So nice of him.
Woogyface
if that continues we can just measure time by calculating the difference between lies. he will be faster than some neuron stars in the near future for sure
Sebastopol140
DinosaursCameFromSpace
Has anyone checked the stock market in that time period?
Mathomless
It shot up after the taco. So, I'm not sure if this was a money making taco or the military wondering WTF he was doing warning them and told him they weren't going.
SlayerOfGoat
Later, he'll still order the strikes, and then brag about having the element of surprise. "I said I was gonna strike them, then I said I wasn't gonna strike. They didn't know what was happening. It was the perfect plan!"
anotherrandomname
What was that Village People hit from the '70s? Taco, Taco Man.
TheMurderousCricket
Somebody smack this orange piece of moldy shit VERY HARD TONIGHT with a sledgehammer. It can only good happen, y'know...
Dudenoooo
Daddy israel said hold on. We wanna do it this time
mercyPandaRunner
No, Israel is probably actually frustrated at the US not committing. They want an escalation, but they would also prefer to "split the work up". The US commits to Iran and Israel can work on grabbing land in Lebanon in the meantime. But the US government didn't expect this to not yet be over. Trump doesn't have a bone in his body suitable for strategic planning or long, arduous fights. He's an instant gratification kid. He wants his quick and cheap victory handed to him and jerk off to it. He >
mercyPandaRunner
sure doesn't give a fuck about the suffering and death a groundwar would bring. But this war plays on two of his greatest fears: 1. He would have to do lots of work for him 2. It's exceedingly unpopular and he is to blame.
Rather, Trump wants this to be over now with anything he can sell as a triumph. Like being able to claim he opened the strait of Hormuz. (the irony...)
Netanyahu probably thought and planned that they'd unleash Trump on Iran and that the US would power right through into >
mercyPandaRunner
the next Iraq war scenario. Which would be totally in character for the US. But Trump isn't even a reliable ally to his asshole allies. Trump is lazy and only ever wants instant gratification with minimal effort. 4 month of war must feel like 4 years of trench warfare already for this toddler brained moron. He can't even stay awake during a 40 minute conference with the purpose of praising him.