SquirrelWithATophat
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Nov 18, 2025 3:45 AM
SquirrelWithATophat
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StarscreamAndHutch
Noot noot motherfucker
dudbdjf
Seattle’s Woodland Park Zoo had to close and remodel their penguin exhibit because people stole the penguins. Multiple times.
Grendels2dCousinOnceRemoved
That's how I got my wombat. The numbat was a little more.
Targe0
Likely for the better, numbats that so much more work to care for.
Canigetbannedagain2
.,......*Slides a $50... So those cloud leopards". .
randomwalrus
Say no more.
ziggystardust7
I'd pay a fortune for a Rusty-spotted cat... https://youtu.be/W86cTIoMv2U
Targe0
Instructions unclear, you are now locked in a cage with hungry cloud leopards.
Canigetbannedagain2
( as a chef).....go on
Targe0
You are on the menu.
Exyr
I wanna try penguins just to see if its as bad as they say it is.
DYLANLEE79
Rancid sardines from what I've read.
helyx
Who the fuck is "they" bro?
Exyr
The people who have had it as a part of their diet?
helyx
cartherium
Try as in keep as a pet or try as in dinner?
OregonComputerGuy
Asking the important question
domillomew
theres a worse 3rd answer
BosunMark
FredGarvinMaleProstitute
Exyr
Dinner
DidgeryDrew
Reminds me of the old joke: Old Sven had a whooping crane in his corn crib that was making a ruckus, so he shot it. Worried about the law finding the corpse, he cooked it and ate it. The DNR showed up the next day asking about the crane and Sven admitted to killing and eating it. 'Well, how'd it taste?' the officer asked. 'Oh, about halfway between spotted owl and bald eagle,' Sven replied.
cartherium
hyptosis
My eyes like it when I point them at her.