SquirrelWithATophat
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Feb 2, 2026 5:02 AM
SquirrelWithATophat
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ruferto
I'd think you'd want to sedate them instead of making them more psychotic
ePluribus
I volunteer to be the test subject for a QA check of the soaker.
Newdonster
https://youtu.be/j-PrAczOGb0
morningxafter
SleepyHollowAppleTree
Krackajak78
Ketamine would be fun too
laotzu42
I can just imagine seeing every agent in an ICE raid going into a k-hole simultaneously. #fuckice
Metallica93
Why the fuck would I waste good drugs on I.C.E.? Hell, no.
laotzu42
What about bad drugs? Seriously, people should start throwing lit salvia doobs at those guys. #fuckice
laotzu42
Fuck no - fill 'em with PCP if you want to see the Gestapo take off their masks. I don't think they can get any more aggressively psychotic, so don't worry about the side effects.
bertchstudio
They're definitely already on PCP
laotzu42
It's definitely an explanation. #fuckice
TomBrokaw
"OK, it took me years of chemistry classes and you wouldn't believe what I went through to get the precursors without getting arrested! All you have to do is not get any on yourself, spray the fuck out of them, and then wait about 60 minutes. Oh, this shit is worth about $40 million if we convert it to tabs."
Eyeetsass
Some men just want to watch the world burn. I could think of nothing better than watch a gaggle of armed fuckheads to slowly descend into a madness their minds can’t handle. I’d love to watch what they do with their fear. Value is a construct. Chaos is priceless.
iguanodont
Walk by and hit them with a "why are those cholos acting so ridiculo, ese?"
KnightWithShiningCamera
In the name of “what could possibly go wrong”
Leaveittojebus
Yeah a bunch of already paranoid delusional guys with guns and suddenly they start seeing terrifying lizard people? Maybe when they're headed into their hotel for the night and the chaos is contained within the walls of the holiday inn.
hwatL4bloopy
Oh yeah disguised as patriot gift baskets