The sheer AUDACITY.

Oct 14, 2025 7:24 PM

MizWeirdo

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Swiped from IG for your viewing pleasure.

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11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well maybe saying you have been grinding bones since the mid eighteen hundreds freaked him out. What? Are you an immortal?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

LOL anyone who's ever ground bones up knows that's not bone dust. It's powdered, you need a machine to get that fine of powder and also need to be quite strong to manually grind bones in the first place. this lady has the wrists of someone who sits in front of a mirror doing makeup and making rage bait instashit videos.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He will never ever get a bone again without thinking of your bone grinder!

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Well it is the season of the witch

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Mid 1800s

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

ngl she looks great for her age...

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wickedly Wiccan Humor ?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He passed on the opportunity to say “do you WANT to grind my bone?”… what a loser, hard pass.

11 months ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 1

It was probably the age gap that freaked him out.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this Sir Osis?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So... you're single ?

11 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Meh, we all gotta die from something sometime

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That mortar and pestle is way too small to grind human bones. Maybe he left when he realized what kind of amateur equipment he would have to be processed with. It's just not worth it at some point.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You break up the bones before grinding them, so it's more like grinding fragments to a smooth consistency. A mortar & pestle that size is fine for small kitchens, just takes more elbow grease.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have to break the bones up for them to dry properly to grind anyway. Otherwise, the bone marrow can rot inside and it takes a lot longer to dry. You can use a dehydrator to dry them but the bone marrow isn't what you're after when grinding bones. It can add a tainted flavor to stocks and gravy. The marrow can be cooked. Still, that tiny pestle is not the right one for that job. You can stir a cauldron with a tablespoon but it's not the right tool.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The "T" in pestle is silent.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

I have a bone you can grind

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The dude over reacted, we all keep our bone crushing mortar and pestle separate.

11 months ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

The problem is that a white mortar and pestle is for grinding gems, not for grinding bones. A gray granite mortar and pestle is the correct choice for bones. She is clearly in the wrong here. No respect for proper traditions

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

the bone crushing one is on the high shelf in our house

11 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

He’s probably one of those dudes who played outside when his mom and her friends were grinding mens bones so he never bothered to learn what all the kitchen utensils were for because it’s “women’s work,” and this is why it’s so important for young men to learn their way around a kitchen so they don’t mix these mortar and pestles up.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm off topic but To paraphrase some comedian: if you can't be bothered to remove the rollers for a video the entire world will see for eternity, when DO the damn rollers come out???

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Quick query in Gemini. "Yes, people grind bones for various reasons, including to create supplements or fertilizer for plants, for use in pet food, and in some cases, as a historical or desperate measure for food. "

He done right to run.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Guy are pussies now.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, a guy actually reacted to a red flag?

11 months ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 5

All you need to hear is the tiniest hint of an "r" in the end of "ground bone..." and you'd be reacting too.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Oh she must be talking about animal bones. Weird but not a dealbreaker".

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Eh. I've seen worse. I'd have stayed. Not into women my age, anyway.

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

wait, she's been doing this since the mid 1800s...

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bout to say, sounds like a problem that can be addressed in the morning.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I think it’s an appalling case of ageism on his part. I mean 200 years old is young these days what with modern medicine and all.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd have left because she still pronounces pestle the archaic way.

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 9

Archaic? What's the modern way?

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Rhyme it with "vessel". Silent 't'.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

News to me, and I'm not a witch (or warlock in my case I guess)

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

There's ... another way of pronouncing "pestle?" Huh. I guess that's what I get for learning mostly by reading.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I've mainly heard it pronouced "pessel", similar to how the verb "rustle" is pronouced "russel" or a railroad trestle is pronouced "tressel"

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There's an expression "never make fun of someone who mispronounces a word, since that means they've only read it...and it means they at least read".

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It was because of the way you say pestle, you psycho

11 months ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 2

I bet she says sofTen and ofTen.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Weird. I don't pronounce the Ts in soften and pestle, but i do pronounce it in often

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ThisTle?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dictionary.com and Merriam-Webster both list it both ways.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wow TIL. I’ve always pronounced the T. Is it regional maybe?

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I too pronounce the T

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

She probably pronounces salmon with an L.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The vesstel with the pestle has the ptellet with the ptoison.

11 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I just realized at no point was the flagon with dragon safe and thus my other comment would have killed poor Giacamo. I gotta go watch this again. Love this movie

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But the flagon with the dragon is the brew that is true

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fun Fact: If you're paying attention, you'll notice that Griselda made an oopsie: She poisoned BOTH drinks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzmnSyqv37A
(Yeah, it's possible that the accident that broke the chalice from the palace *also* completely spilled all the poisoned wine from the vessel from the pestle, but she makes no mention of that.)

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Am I... a psycho?

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Also: my time in a bio research lab (~10 years)... we had tons of mortars/pestles (soaked 24 hours in bleach after each use. There probably 30-40 of them, most of which said "Coors" in script just like the beer), I never heard anyone say it any other way?

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also: finally looked it up, and it IS related to the beer! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CoorsTek

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0