SquirrelWithATophat
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Oct 10, 2025 1:58 AM
SquirrelWithATophat
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IgnisInvictus
Light some fireworks off. They're pretty. And they make enough noise that whatever was making noise normally runs away.
... or knows exactly where you are. Either way, they're pretty.
69thStPepper
Most weird noises are caused by things that move on right away, so there's nothing to see and nothing to worry about. And if it's worth worrying about, you don't want to go out and see it
Stoneagedudeman
Look.
First rule of the boonies: if you heard something you can't identify, no you didnt.
Second rule: if you see something you can't identify, you don't look closer.
Third rule: after night falls, window curtains stay drawn and door stays shut.
BastardMan1977
And arms and legs stay on the bed. Don't let them dangle
SquirrelWithATophat
Clockworkdancerobot
It's just the Wendigos.
dohcohv
NonstopRampage
Yeah well they better wendi-go-home
I got shit to do tomorrow.
Gestalt7
imgurmage
Vydrach
andexer
Wendussy!
Vydrach
BastardMan1977
Trying being a man AND a dad to girls. Every bug, spider, etc. has to be disintegrated before they will enter the room where said bug was located.
LexiconDul
Dude, my 20 year old stepson still lives in the basement, and he still makes me do this.
andexer
And they want it DEAD! Not humanely released outside. SQUASHED and displayed.
69thStPepper
It's up to you as the adult to teach mercy
theworldcouldbeflat
Best your going to be able to do is suggesting it.
69thStPepper
Demonstrating helps
andexer
My rule is if they want it done a certain way, they can do it themself. If they want me to do it, then they have to be okay with me doing it my way.