killergrooves85

10643 pts · February 27, 2015


My medical professional parents think he’s at a vent farm. I don’t even know what that means.

3 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“You will own nothing and like it.” - Capitalism

Wait, what?! I thought that was communism!

3 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It just occurred to me as a smart person that has worked mindless jobs before, using AI to eliminate the jobs of smart people is a bad idea. Because when smart people get stuck in mindless jobs, they get disgruntled really quickly. Society is not equipped to handle an army of frustrated smart people. They tend to form groups that advocate for revolutionary acts.

Imagine a country where 20% of the population is in a Weather Underground-like group.

22 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The substance was perfect, but the delivery was terrible. You’ve gotta get a former high school theater geek to deliver it. The sizzle is just as important as the steak.

22 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You’ve never had one too close to the wall. The paper can cling to the wall. Especially if it’s the garbage paper thin kind.

23 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me, a normal person after 5 seconds of applauding me: Alright, that’s enough. I’ve got a phone to stare at. Let’s get this over with.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uh, clearly you didn’t watch from 1998-2001.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It explicitly states in the Constitution that citizens have the right to vote. It doesn’t say anything about ID. Any hindrance to casting a vote should be illegal.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Until they blast you in the fucking chin with the top of their head.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That games been available on every platform for at least 10 years. You didn’t have to wait or get a Raspberry Pi. But you’re playing it and that’s important. Check out other games from your childhood. Most of them are on a current console or Steam or GOG or there’s always emulation.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Beyond the deaths, he also ruined Wrestlemania! Come on, people!

5 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

We’ll find out when everyone is talking about the movie in real life in a few weeks.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know what? I forgot that America’s Republicans are way far right to the UK’s tories. So it’s possible the tories weren’t being as devious as Republicans would be. I forget that I can’t compare American political parties to European ones. The Democrats are probably the Tories.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I had to guess, and I know nothing about UK politics but I think Labour is the equivalent of Democrats and Tories the equivalent of Republicans, but if I had to guess, those projects probably consisted of a bunch of government funding towards privately owned projects that would then produce energy to sell on the open market and not benefit the UK at all. But I don’t know. I’m just basing that on how America works. There’s always an ulterior motive or smokescreen to these projects.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like it was missing an OG Super Mario Bros theme drop.

Back in the Napster days I had a ska version of the Tetris theme.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A random shopping center isn’t going to have RF jammers. Even stadiums don’t have them and people fly drones into NFL games all the time.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile, China has spent the last decade transitioning to renewable energy as quickly as possible. HMM! I WONDER WHY THEY WOULD DO THAT! I WONDER WHY THEY WOULD TRANSITION AWAY FROM OIL, GAS, AND COAL AND INVEST IN RENEWABLE ENERGY AND PRECIOUS MINERALS!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I disavow this statement, CIA and FBI.

But I’ve been saying for a few years now that the Dark Knight screening Aurora incidents are eventually going to be replaced with toy drones from Walmart equipped with homemade god-knows-what flown into crowds of people because they can be piloted from blocks away.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

The connection is that without guardrails, unfettered capitalism leads to company towns and slavery. You have two options in the world: socialism or barbarism. Capitalism ain’t socialism.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What about company towns and slavery?

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I grew up in kinda the bible belt, but also near an army base, so while the religious teenagers were going to Bible study, my friends and I were going to local punk shows and having some of the best times of my life.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

First of all, they’re called gays, not mo’s. Secondly, there are no ex mo’s, only open mo’s and closeted mo’s.

And I’m joking. I know you meant ex-Mormon.

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

If their hand is on your mouth, you can argue that you were merely trying to speak and any licking was involuntary. You can also just deny. “No I didn’t. I got wet lips, bigot.”

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ironically, and because everyone in the Trump administration is incompetent, the Trump administration released documents, which Trump told Americans to look at on the government website during his speech, that explicitly state Russia was spreading a hoax it concocted about the 2020 election being stolen via mail-in ballots, while Trump was claiming in his speech that the 2020 election was stolen via mail-in ballots!

Trump repeated a Russian psy op while pointing to docs exposing the psy op.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing makes you understand that dogs have personalities better than having more than one dog. Unless you’re an oblivious tool. Then nothing will get through that thick skull.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dude’s finding out his boys never actually believed in anything except for making life worse for other people not on their side.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And then the cops arrest you for assault because justice is just another American lie.

What you do is you lick their hand because if you lick someone’s hand out of nowhere, their instant reaction is to pull their hand away and go “Ew!” It’s involuntary.

1 week ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 4

Being a black guy and pro apartheid in the US is crazy work.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Insane asylums = asylum seekers, so this checks out.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because these pro AI tech geniuses are too fucking stupid to know how to run a search. I’m not saying whatever search engine they used is set up exactly like Google, but you know these dipshits don’t know how to use things like “”, +, or - in a Google search, either.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0