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mypepperonihasafirstname
“If you need any help please hesitate to reach out” -Alex
Krycodin
If it's a personal email, / and your name. If it's business always do XOXOXO
prufock
Dassit, b'y,
Alex
Unfortunate500
I replaced my email signature with "I have spoken."
famtifa
Eat shit,
Alex
danshouldbeworkingnow
"Get fucked, Alex."
duktayp
Remember, we're just dogs and babies in Gods' hot car, duktayp
Honneameow
The next time I send a work email I’m gonna sign it “Kachow! ”
westvillehigh
"Hope this email finds you before I do"
REOJackwagon
"Best unless that offends you"
TI99Kitty
"...in which case, you can fuck ALL THE WAY off. Alex"
cousteau
"And them's the facts."
ConsumerOfStories
Some people probably ignored the comma and assumed he was declaring himself the superlative Alex, a determination one can really only make after emerging victorious in an ultimate trial by combat of all Alexes, which isn't even scheduled to take place until March
ThinkThisOut
I always write “thank you *my name*” because I value my work and deserve to be thanked immediately before the emotional outrage calls come in
SilverFoxChaser
List of the Bests:
Alex
Samja192
*she
OozyRatInASanitaryZoo
I thought Alexander settled this way back in 330 BC.
vorodar
He wasn't even the greatest.
terajack2048
Change it to. ‘More besterest”
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
People got upset that some of my emails end with “sent from my iPhone”, as if I deliberately typed it.
PutThePRNDLinD
The End. -- Alex.
jbrightmans
No ragrets, Alex
FractalChainsaw
You're free now,
Alex
Thargrid
"Do with this what you will, the burden has been passed, and the Curse is yours now"
LeifHietala
You have been warned.
- Alex
ShimmerinStrider
May your mother's wanton ways be known to all!
Alex
MungChomper69420
God damn! Now I want Alex's mom's wonton!
alcaray
Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
RedTailedHawk
Just sign them, Yong Ones style.
ZaphodBbx
"Thank you for your attention to this matter. Alex."
VinnyVeritas
fuck NO, Mr Bot
SilverFoxChaser
Please let us know if we can be of further assistance...
spontaneous9
"smell ya later," is my go-to
wejustdontknow
"See you on the flip flop"
Vlaatu
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
"As foretold in the Prophecies - Alex"
InfocalypseRising
You Cannot Stop What Is Coming,
Alex
MithridateEupator
It's important to remember that not all advice is good advice.
NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
LanceSackless
Ive adopted this into my speech since i found it
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
Fucking legend
GrimleyGraves
/thread
lamagra22
Sounds like "some people" can get the fuck over it.
OmnibusLatinName
Those other Alex (how the fuck do you pluralize Alex?!?) of which none exceed this Alex? Their opinions are of no concern.
wadatahmydamie
I got talked to about my wallpaper once. It was a picture of Optimus Prime at a podium, celebrating his electoral victory.
I never figured out who dimed on me. Either Beth, Starscream, or Kevin
Nazdro
Definitely Kevin.
JBloodthorn
Should add a thumbs up emoji to really get them upset.
funone77
This exactly. The reply to 'some people' should be,
"it's nice that you have time for this kind of pedantry. "
Yes, especially if it's your boss.
OutboardOverlord
"Govern yourself accordingly,
Alex"
Wapusk
Always watch the skies,
Alex.
exbenedict
I see what you did there…
Vlaatu
To whom it had better concern,
The Alex
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
With Great Indifference to Your Existence,
Alex
OutboardOverlord
Nice, Abe.
reineseele
"Who it may concerned, Alex."
AdmiralJohn
If you have any questions please hesitate,
Alex.
jgjgjgjgjgjgjg
LOVE THIS!!
IgnisInvictus
Regards,
Or
Best Regards, if I actually like the person.
TI99Kitty
"Now, sometimes people don't quite want you to take their love to someone else; they only want you to take their 'regards'. That's all they're sending that day. Regards. That's not as important as love, is it? By the way, do you always give the one the person wants you to give? I don't. I wait until the last minute and then decide which one the other person ought to get.
TI99Kitty
"For instance, Susan might say to me, 'Give my love to Dave.' Well, I might not feel Dave is deserving of love. Dave might be one of those people who piss me off. I'll whip a few regards on Dave. Keep him in his place. I feel it's MY decision to make. I'm the one who's doing all the goddamn work."
-- George Carlin
cousteau
No "kind regards"? Y'know, to have some diversity.
FoamingToad
That's the one my line manager uses as his go-to.
I treat e-mail as e-mail. No fucking hello, boom shanka, or even the toxically wavery Hi. No, straight into the meat of the problem, only prefix it when an action needs to be specifically directed at someone.
At the end, I report my name and position. Not a gif that takes about 30 times the bandwidth/storage of the transmitted message, and certainly not advertising the company's whatsapp/x/facebook. All of those are a web search away.
FoamingToad
I do admit that this makes me sound like a sad and lonely, joyless cunt, drinking lukewarm wine out of the bottle because I've got an effective couple of days off. But that's predominately because this happens to be the case.
cousteau
Hello,
I hope this comment finds you well.
Yeah, you're probably right, it kinda feels superfluous.
Best regards,
--cousteau