squirtyrat

2596 pts · August 10, 2014


I love cats but have recently developed a adoration of dogs. Where have they been the last 42 years of my life! I'm from Northern Ireland

Yep, I very rarely argue with my hubby. You can't have a one sided row so they blow over faster. It messes with his head something awful???

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sure he's aware of this, we are meant to be sending positive love and wishes dude!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I send you my body and you can return it to me reshaped into a more desirable shape

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have the bosses email - send him a link to this page marked EXTREMELY FUCKING URGENT!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is it a number 10? That's a really useful size! I can never find mine so I have about 5 number 10's. That's how good they are.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eu only had 6 countries when it started, now there's 28 - inc 500 million people - with another 160 million waiting to join.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

UK voted to leave the European Union - we now won't contribute £380m pw to Europe & europeans lose the automatic right to move to UK

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Have gone every year for 10 yrs & never had service like it. Where are the British workers? Did the Smiler ride affect profits that badly!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who has just spent £1000 in Alton Towers & been served, sneered & ignored by their migrant staff I say - maybe not a bad thing!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you knew them, you'd understand. No disrespect meant to fashion bloggers and make up artists.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My neighbours kids want to be fashion bloggers and make up artists. I couldn't let them look after my dog never mind run the country

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Born in Scotland (I can go there if they're independent, live in N Ireland (voted leave) but can get Irish passport & EU access.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww buy a chimp - he'll eat those buggers off your head

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you, maybe I can get my husband to go to the service UNSHAVED. She'd spin in her grave. Or just don't go! She's evil, truly evil ..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In my town the ENTIRE fish processing plant is staffed by Polish, Portuguese and Lithuanians. The ENTIRE staff.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll not offer condolenses then, I'll do something for my MIL when she passes. Which I hope is soon, the world will be a better place.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Help me! I'm being waterboarded!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The difference is migrants will work for less than minimum wage & live 10 to a 3 bed house. The EU debate is really 90% migrant issues.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

We're told migrants contribute £300m a year in taxes, but these taxes would still be paid by British people if they could get the jobs!

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

I keep telling my hubby to take his but his F*d up 92 yo mum has told him it's a sign of weakness. I'll weak her with my toe up her arse .

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That smile, my gosh - it was huge. I'm sure you miss this smile a lot. God bless you OP

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

well if you're an idiot for asking the question, I'm one too for looking for the answer

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

My god, it's Mr Magoo

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he stole your cat!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like this vigilante. He had style

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oooo that's a dig!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope your phone number is not listed against your address!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

heh heh heh

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it was deliberate. he meant to do that all along,

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't even know what to say to you other than I'm sure you are wrong about your self image & here's a hug

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0