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chekhonte
Black guy knows that you can get free condoms at planned parenthood rather than wasting your money.
TedTheMan
that is racist.
tht1goalie
The joke in this one is that gingers don't get laid
manchetti
Just use vasoline. Liquid nails
BananaForScaIe
As someone who has to buy condoms for the first time in 7 years tonight, has anything significant changed?
cuttygrass
condoms are for sailors..
cllpkcerger
Come to healcjfo.com
RandomSeriesofNumbers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbud8rLejLM
christyroad
Is that a thing I've never even heard this stereotype????
OutlawsAndTigers
Quistis
PumpedUpKix
Lol because guy do the one galo
PumpedUpKix
I. Still drink and dunno what this meabs
PumpedUpKix
HALP
TheeProfessorTurrtle
http://imgur.com/JuWMzIk
th3goodj3rk
That's one way of slowly catching up to the majority.
Username69420
Is this implying that the woman can just get an abortion cuz condoms suck?
Sportytripod
They're buying the condoms together, only the white guy needs them though cause he's the top.
aquintesce
Then he shoulda gotten the package to the left
Krullie
:)
HereInDuckburg
He looks like more of a power bottom
Demenster
Im pretty sure a power bottom needs a soul to put into what he does
Goku
OHHHHH
SaucySalads
My boyfriend is black and he refuses to wear condoms and I really don't understand his reasoning.. Random but just wanted to say that
HotMustard79
Damn that slight of hand, can't even see him choose those xxl magnums
RozzAMcGee
I was thinking this for quite a while
ChronologicalMyopia
Naw, if that were true he would have instantly fraked out at the amazing magic he just performed.
Rainman1344
This is racism btw. All these white vs black vines are racism.
Skater9003
Y-Your point being
dangerousDoc
It's a joke most likely made by the black guy's insistence.
ExactlyZeroNipplesSeen
No. It's not. Please educate yourself
Rainman1344
Yes it is. "Haha white ppl are so soft,blacks are so bold!" -every one of these comparison vines
ExactlyZeroNipplesSeen
Making fun of someone or bringing humor about races is not "racist". Denying someone human right on the basis is racist.
WhitePhoenix
Bruce Jenner is stunning and brave. Also I get a feeling you're one of those people who love politically incorrect jokes, fellow shitlord
superdopeusername
What?
Smelltastic
Well what's he supposed to do when they don't make them in his size.
DaveTheReaper
psh i am a white dude and i never ever buy condoms.... cause no one will sleep with me
DaveGrohlsBrokenLeg
I've got a load left over from last time I had a relationship... pretty sure they're expired now though
Secsletariat
I've got a whole bunch from when I was last optimistic... which was about 2008. Eh, at least they were free.
StankyPankySammich
Hah my buddy did this. He bought like HUGE box of condoms. Him and his girl broke up like 3 days later hahaha. It was a good laugh.
MikadoCat
What would a Ginger need a condom for?
Stephalopods
Hey man, some people dig 'em.
khufudude
As a long time contraceptive user, I can honestly say this makes me feel nothing.
SteveCarlsburrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgishatedbyCecil
Even as a contraceptive user, I can say this still is a thing. I've known a lot of people who've gotten pregnant while with contraceptive.
khufudude
it's a joke..about condoms..making you feel nothing...during sex...sexually
SteveCarlsburrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgishatedbyCecil
Still not an excuse
anxiously
Nicely done.
kworiginal
*Sigh*
hellonastick
Racism. It's racism.
MellowHippy
CliffHanger311
That's accurate
IWasntTiredSoIDecidedToMakeSomeLightlyFriedFishFillets
Stores security lock products that are stolen often.
elbart
That's bad.
RozzAMcGee
So I watched this about 10 times looking for when the black guy steals the pack. Then I realised..
recycledlives
Please inform me. I'm really missing it here.
Fredfinks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rDWEMZG0lE listen to the lyrics
ChronologicalMyopia
That you're as racist as this joke?
ChugMonkey2
So him thinking black people steal is somehow less morally just then the gif that stereotypes black people having big schlongs?
ChronologicalMyopia
What? It's a joke about them not using condoms, he didn't touch a box.
Username69420
Is it implying that they have big schlongs or that they just don't ever wear condoms?
frageeelay
Worked @ Walmart. Blind isle in my area. Friday night empty condom boxes. Sunday night empty pregnancy test boxes. Every freaking week.
VodkaReindeer
Why don't they take the box?
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
It's easier to steal if you take it out of the box and walk away with it in your pocket. Harder to get caught.
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
Honestly, of all the things to be stolen, condoms are probably the least I care about. At the very least they're being safe.
ozythemandias
But it takes more than a day?
whatspaulplayingtoday
Let's be honest here, anyone who's dumb enough to steal a pregnancy test probably ain't thinkin' so good.
MeerkatMandate
not sure why you would steal condoms... my home town you can just go to the local health department and they will give you like 50 of them
Vampiratelycan
Where I live the Pregnancy Tests are all in those little security lock boxes.
TwoSeamer
Walmart in my town has a camera/screen combo in almost all isles of the soap/razor/shampoo section. Why not just throw one there?
frageeelay
My area was automotives. We shared an isle with sporting goods that had no camera. People figured it out.
MrPredator
I'd do that over "working the area," and having to clean up condoms used by homeless people.
crazysmile
Took me a minute to realize people were stealing them and not using them in the isle
AndStillWeWillBeHereStandingLikeStatues
condoms and pregnancy tests in the Tesco where I live are all in security boxes and never understood why until your comment
altrdgenetics
something i read a long while ago was that condoms were one of the most stolen items in a store.
AndStillWeWillBeHereStandingLikeStatues
I can understand why, but then again where I'm from you can get them free from the family planning clinic (only cheap ones though)
Squeezidelic
Not all places are lucky enough to have clinics like that sadly.
altrdgenetics
the USA is working hard on shutting down places is planned parenthood. Regardless of Church and State Christian beliefs are pushing agendas
bobon123
Pregnancy tests should be used after noticing the cycle being late at least a couple of weeks. The day after you'll get a (false?) negative.
frageeelay
I figured they were from past weeks of fun. Since I live in the south they picked after church to check lol People stole Jesus fish too
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
What about the ones that claim to be accurate a few days before a missed period?
ImaTamI
Only accurate up to 5 days before your missed period. Typically women ovulate and then two weeks later they have their period.
ineedapilot
I had a correct positive result the day my period would normally start.That's the day it should work according to pretty much every source.
bobon123
If you should have your cycle, the test'd be positive. The problem's you can have a (false?) neg if your cycle is just late, that's why 2we.
RetailCat
How did no one realize to just stay in those sections those days?
TIMoonShine
Currenty work there, find stolen items all the time...how an empty box of anti-yeast infection cream ends up in the soup aisle...who knows.
frageeelay
On third shift we collect empty boxes or packages and throw them in a stolen bin in the back. Walmart is a weird place to work.
m0wgli
Maybe they were to be Good Guy Walmart and give away free condoms to prevent STDs and unwanted pregnancy?
ImTheOneWhoTookYourRug
Actually free condom distribution at Walmart sounds like a really good idea.
DoggoMcDoggoFace
I never found condom boxes but I did find an empty bottle of lube and a total of 5 vibrating rings
DarkTowerRose
Were they golden rings?
JapaneseStudentTadashii
I bought one of those vibrating rings last week and it was broken :(
LincolnSiixEcho
And the doctor removed them successfully?
justactlikewedontknoweachother
yea, I worked that section in college. you ain't lying. exact same situation working at eckerds. empty condom boxes on the daily.
HandsomeSwede
"Yea", although meaning the same thing as "yeah", is actually pronounced "yay". Now you know.
justactlikewedontknoweachother
yea, I don't fucking care
HandsomeSwede
I guess your rudeness and linguistic incompetence stems from your Texan upbringing.
justactlikewedontknoweachother
not biting, troll.