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Jun 25, 2017 1:45 PM
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ffilm
When talking to people, look at (and reply to) their ear. They'll get all weird on ya.
DrJigglePhysics
#1
AntonioStark
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
#3 "makes people them think you like them"
MrDeusZZ
Today I will do more courage!
albinoALPACA
dot.Psycological
JohnTheFrost
Lifehack #1. Don't call them lifehacks.
LullabyJones
Getting ready to do courage?
dervian
#18 I'm about to do 4 lines of courage
squirtyrat
Yep, I very rarely argue with my hubby. You can't have a one sided row so they blow over faster. It messes with his head something awful???
TashaYar
These all seem really creepy and deceptive to me.
ehnayehn
They are if you're not genuine about them. The only people who really need this help are like autistics and people w/o socialization.
SanderTheStrange
13: I just don't have the energy to respond in any sort of way
OMGifarteditstanks
Never EVER whistle while eating crackers. Very messy and gum gets ruined.
adddaaaammmmm
Confidence isn't thinking everyone likes you, it's being okay with it if they don't because you like yourself
BoredZeroG
Or, you know - we like standing properly supported with both feet pointing outward at forty five degree angles.
Notyoursup
When someone like my boss asks me a question then stares at me expecting me to explain further, I do the ol "hey what's that over there" 1/2
Notyoursup
As they turn to look I'm half way to the time clock to punch out for the day. Works everytime. 2/2.
SexDrugsandSausagerolls
#23 I have spent 10 minutes with my hand on a strangers knee on a train before I realised I wasn't holding my bag.
bongles
But you knew you were touching SOMETHING
DrawSomethingEveryDay
#19 - I hate my name, and I hate when people say it. therefore I avoid using people's names as much as possible. I guess that doesn't help
WhatD0thLife
HACK: cut with rough or heavy blows. use a computer to gain unauthorized access to data in a system. a rough cut, blow, or stroke.
KojiKnight
I hate people referring to me by name. I use my last name at work because it physically disgusts me when people act familiarly with me.
KojiKnight
It's definitely related to my social anxieties. If i don't know you, and you pretend you do just because you know my name it drives me crazy
KojiKnight
Bonus! I have a simple, but hard to pronounce last name, so it's a double layer of "fuck you i don't know you" when they say it wrong.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Do not shit your pants at a social event. People near you will smell it, and assume you've shit your pants.
DouglasDeMar
#20.
localdisturbance
And that's how I got these scars.jif
DJRobFord
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ThisWasNotTakenNice
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StaksiAVR
michonnedisapproves
Cut a hole in the floor and shit through it, establish dominance
PlesleronTepryos
I understood that reference.
Muttley86
Maintain eye contact while doing it
nlmaya
Life hack 0.5: POST IN BIGGER TYPE SET so I might feel actually inclined to read all that shit!
MrPhony
#23 How do accidentally rest your knee on someone else's knee?
Caphalor
Wrongly worded. Sitting next to eachother while the knees are touching
Treefur
Hey Boss, can you suck my dick in front of the office? NO!? Well, alright can you at least tell me when this report is due?
Treefur
Fired!? WHAT!? But why!?
ConnorJLynn
If you guys want to read more, I suggest you read, "How to Talk to Anyone" by Leil Lowndes. Great introduction to communication theory
ColdHandsWarmHeart
#14. Sucks to be me.
slightlyincontinent
I usually sit on my hands, put my hands in the pockets of my clothes or wash them with warm water before I meet new people
magnumjenkins
What are you nervous? -anyone i ever shake hands with.
PatrickWarburtonsVoice
Zombie?
dontjumpbaloons
*high five* Ohhh... yeah!
barnwolf
Just put your hands down your pants to keep them warm.
ThisAccountisforvoting
rub your hands together discretely to warm them up.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Mine will still be cold. They won't warm up unless I warm my whole body up.
CrackHitler
Stick them down the front of your pants before shaking hands, problem solved.
ThisAccountisforvoting
Half of these "life hacks" are just basic social skills, as explained to a severely autistic person.
Flyndaran
I stopped reading when it starting repeating the age old bullshit. Many people do NOT like constant eye contact, etc.
ehnayehn
autistic af, can confirm
ThoughtfulTortuga
As an autistic person, I found it pretty helpful.
kuzvo240
I have extreme social anxiety and found this informative and helpful. Especially the ones about connecting with new people you meet.
lordofthedice
It makes me wonder how people even learn this shit. Certainly wasn't taught in schools.
Emeurade
It's a nice refresher course. It took a lot of practice to get this stuff down...
CarlFisk
Person with healthy social life here. I don't look people in the eyes, it's far too personal.
Majordissapointment
Oh.... There's a lot of these I have never though of before
SaxyPlayer96
I'm glad I'm not the only one
EccentricNimoy
Or sociopaths
Flyndaran
But will fuck up autistic people that take them literally. Most of these are either only partially true or depend HEAVILY on context.
DarthPlagueisTheRickRoller
I don't know why but this made me laugh my ass off and its not even that funny, I think I'm too easily amused
Kaleopolitus
Hi there! Some of these are also bullshit, I know, I've been observing for a shit ton of time now, haha!
SuperSupply
I used to have severe social anxiety and had to have some one teach me step by step how to act like a normal person.
dashaseal
Watching a show called terrace house helped me learn to be better at interacting with people I like
SaxyPlayer96
Same
AnaPaula24
Where do you find this people?!
SaxyPlayer96
I got lucky and had an extrovert latch onto me as a friend in Quizbowl during high school, she helped a lot
Its3amAndImFeelingSaucy
I also used to have crippling social anxiety, I couldn't bring myself to talk to anyone about it though so I figured it out myself
SuperSupply
I had a high school teacher who got all the nerds and had an underground class/club on being a person.
SafeSpaceDestroyer
Considering this site is full of liberals, it's safe to say the post is catering to its proper audience.
MidnightAtMandS
The username has it all.
Sloppydrunkcatlady
ThisAccountisforvoting
Careful not to cut yourself on that edge champ
SafeSpaceDestroyer