memepawn

59032 pts · August 13, 2019


I liked the final seasons of Lost and Game of Thrones. I lose matches in Overwatch all the time, and still manage to have a lot of fun. Sometimes things don’t go they way you like, and that’s okay. Disappointment is a part of life. Get this to the Front Page, and I will construct a 17 verse iambic pentameter retelling of your favorite movie… … and then absolutely and completely fail to deliver. Disappointment’s not always bad, because I am crap at verse.

I really want a puff right now.

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Irony: Your made up movie won’t shake our faith in our made up religion

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Microsoft’s greed knows no bounds

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50 years for vandalism as Antifa. Still no arrests for rape and murder in the Epstein files

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If you volunteer for this, you are a traitor

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Over a dozen arrested for Reflecting Pool… ZERO arrested for the Epstein Files

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The peaceful protest is dead.

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Trippy trees!

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I wish they would all respond this way!

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Remember your oath!

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A bad situation just got worse

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Know your fallacies!

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If we don't rage RIGHT NOW... when?

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Don’t support these criminals

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Something stinks…

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For those brave enough, everything becomes a…

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He was peaceful. He was law-abiding. He had a right to not be killed.

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Faith in humanity restored

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May the Fourth Be With You

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Its not popular, but it is still true...

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Remember, it’s the Republicans that don’t care if you starve or not

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Biden drops out… Will it be in time?

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We must RESIST

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Core Childhood Memory formed!

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You can’t take the sky from me

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I am terrible at titles

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Protect yourselves!

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Finally, a little bit of justice! (Or, Insert-pun-here)

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Tuck Frump

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Independence Day has a double meaning for me

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Great idea! Sue the company rather than parent your children!

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I just want my Detroit-style pizza and to get the f out of this madhouse

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Modern problems require modern solutions

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Goodnight, Mister President. Thank you for being a decent human being.

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If you don’t want to trust us, bring back cashiers.

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Awesome! Now put him in JAIL!

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Get out and vote! Get those numbers up!

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Someone tried to shoot up a church near Detroit

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Lock him up, kick them out.

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No Regerts!

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Finally! Some good f*ing news

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Set your VPN to Albania, and ads disappear

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I love my brother, but we can’t talk politics

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Professor accuses his class of cheating g

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I sure hope Matt Gaetz never finds out about this...

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If we are going to argue all day on the internets, let’s get pedantic!

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This is not a well-regulated militia.

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Stand up to bullies

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Keep the costumes coming! This is way better than Christmas!

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Donny still walks as a free man

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Blue suits at the Popes funeral

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It’s time for Girl Scout cookies again!

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It’s not just Ohio… 33 states have laws protecting the clergy from mandated reporting

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Weeeellllll Fudge! Guess I am not a Covid Unicorn anymore.

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Faux News is at it again!

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I want more yard signs like this!

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Imgur keeps me from muting my sound completely

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The Trump administration showing how they really feel about vets

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Organize more efficiently. Prepare for what is coming

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