TheS4ndm4n

149097 pts ยท October 21, 2015


That's agnostics.

8 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You think they get to choose their religion?

13 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Atheists believe that there is no God.

13 hours ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 13

I adopted kid kept the name. Other one dropped it. So have all his bio kids.

15 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The constitution is only as strong as the Supreme Court and congress. If they want a king, the constitution can't stop them.

3 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

They attacked first.

3 days ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Add it to the list.

4 days ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

White Jezus.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Paneer is white.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone had a taste.

Not the same as grandma's

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

As Colbert from the Colbert report.

2 weeks ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0

Probably true. Too bad the only thing he's accomplished is ruining things.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not yet.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, you wanted to know which circuit breaker goes to which room? And I very much prefer 2p circuit breakers.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

The closest we got to WW3 is when a Russian early warning site had a false positive detection. The officer had order to immediately launch back when that happened. He ignored that order and called command for verification.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The Dutch: any city is a walkable city if there's enough of you walking.

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

You will probably find white robes with pointy hats too.

1 month ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 2

I think my brother's husband might be gay.

1 month ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Israel only wants peace.

A piece of Palestine, a piece of Syria, a piece of Lebanon.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Everyone not white is going to be a suspected Iranian sleeper agent. DHS is already setting up the internment camps.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Aren't all bagpipe players?

4 months ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Can't find it. My main issue is the rear doors not opening from the outside. If you have kids in child seats.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only if another pedo is into diapers.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just put the pedo in gen pop.

5 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Money also can't buy class.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All Tesla's have mechanical unlocks on the inside (although the rear ones are hard to find). But the outside only has electrical, that's what is getting banned in China.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Austria has great pr. They convinced the world Hitler was German and Mozart was Austrian.

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Nonce is a slur for pedo's. And cunts are nice.

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Most people are only a few missed meals away from starting a revolution.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes please.

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2