Things you can say about your dinner, but not about your spouse ...

Jul 18, 2026 7:28 PM

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Have a good ... dinner guys !

I'm gonna regret this tomorrow.

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Everyone had a taste.

Not the same as grandma's

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Salty

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Maybe later, I grabbed a quick something on the way home.

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Will your parents be joining us again?

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This'll be great tonight but my ass is gonna be hurtin' tomorrow!

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Did you season this with garlic?

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I got something on my way home. You're on your own tonight.

1 week ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I’m stuffed

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Sorry honey but I might do something myself.

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"I can probably fit 5 of those bad boys in me"

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Is that a spotted dick?

1 week ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 3

That brings up memories about that time the UK tried to make internet providers block porn sites until the user deliberately opts in. https://youtu.be/60eKauWFFPk

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Your sister's is more moist.

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Do you want to just order pizza?

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"…Ewww... I found a hair…"

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I told you 15 minutes wouldn’t be long enough

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Every time you present me this, i gain a lot of weight..

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This? Again?

1 week ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Is it about my post ?

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I invited the guys over to join us

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I join

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Five guys?

1 week ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

'What's Five Guys?' 🤔

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I like these two

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Tara.Blairball on YouTube. Brian has a favorite emotional support hat because of her

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I hope yours is better than your mother's.

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worse, "it's not as good as what my mother serves"

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They seem like a happy, healthy couple.

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I wasn't expecting the chewy bits.

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I wasn’t expecting the crunchy bits…

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This is gross. Let's feed it to the dog.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

This meat is dry.

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What a beautiful infectious laugh! You two are adorable! 💕

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