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Jul 24, 2026 9:32 PM
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RyanH42
This is what America voted for.
brandonblk
i mean in a very very roundabout way they do cause autism purely because the kid is fucking alive to *have* autism. yknow?
RetrogradeLlama
Studies have not ruled out the possibility that listening to RFK Jr speak can cause cancer, but were thinking it.
ToSisPoS
SarahTheEverlame
Sure. What else hasn't been ruled out? Jello. Small rocks. A duck.
TankardHoot
Grimlinnan
Dumbass RFK jr brain worm has infected everyone in the CDC.
spontaneous9
"Studies," eh?
Wow, that's some real convincing argument alright.
duktayp
Truss meh bro
lightfoot2
They used to cite studies and such. Why bother anymore; the CDC is just another organ of the state.
Kind of Impressed Trump turned the US Govt into everything the Republicans always claimed it to be.
RooGryphon
oh sure... like this is now considered a valid place for information now. as long as the trump regime is in place. i have learned my lesson from the year of hell known as 2020 to trust people like trump and those he puts in charge of anything related to all government entitys like the CDC
evilspock
To addtess the actual claim:
We did do studies. Multiple. Vaccinations save lives.
More to the point, in places where they've slowed or stopped we see infant mortality rise.
GrimleyGraves
Just realize that as long as this regime is in place the govt is NOT a reliable source of information, on ANY topic. If these clowns told me the sky is blue, I'd have to go outside and check
NickRivieraMD
that is possibly the stupidest sentence I've ever seen on a government website. Certainly the stupidest I've ever seen on the CDC's.
RetrogradeLlama
On. Science driven site, posted by people who don’t even understand simple logic, let alone science.
funone77
I like Penn and Tellers take on this.
Even if they did (and they dont). It's still better than our world with smallpox, polio, measles, mumps, rubella, tetanus, and HPV. The full list is longer, but smallpox alone has destroyed civilizations.
indyliberal
You can’t prove a negative. That’s not how fact and logic work.
LucilleWhoKnowsNot
I feel so sorry for the real scientists who work there. Having to put up with that idiot as a boss must be excruciating. I want to that webpage. There more than that, all written by idiots.
UraniumNight
Haha, no. If you claim vaccines cause autism, you must produce proof that is true. You do not get to tell everyone else to prove you wrong.
Chereazi
Classic religious people...
"There's nothing to support my belief, multiple things that contradict my belief, but I'm just gonna cover my ears and scream."
filteredcontextmeme
Pretty sure nothing causes autism. You either have it already or you don’t. It’s already there it’s just a matter of what flavor it is or how outward presenting behaviors show.
It isn’t “contagious” it’s not like you can spread it around or even catch it. Tf??
Superchief86
The study which popularised the idea that vaccines cause autism, published by disgraced ex-doctor Andrew Wakefield, was based only on the opinions of some parents who thought there might be a link. Or in some cases, parents who didn't think that, but who Andrew said they did. None of the countless experiments since have suggested any kind of link between vaccines and autism. And when Andrew himself was given the chance to test for a link, he refused to do so.
iggylights
Hundreds of studies have proved no link. Thimerosal/mercury based vaccines were of concern but the science is clear and they no longer use mercury. Vaccines work. They just do. It's been proven science for as long as this nation has existed. George Washington innoculated his troops for smallpox. We don't have polio. We only have measles again because RFK Jr is a drug addict who eats roadkill.
UnpinionedPoplars
Hey hey hey now! There's no evidence that he eats roadkill! Apparently, he just collects their penises.
iggylights
And skulls apparently. Weird motherfucker.
magicrhombus
To be clear, thiomersal also does not cause autism. It IS toxic, but the amount that used to be in vaccines has never been shown to have any negative health outcomes. It was mainly discontinued to placate the anti-vax crazies, and we can all see how well that worked out.
Kotarisu
The fact that Andrew Wakefield has not bring brought up on charges of crimes against humanity continues to disappoint/infuriate me. The sheer harm he has instigated (for personal greed) through that discredited paper is incalcuable.
wejustdontknow
It's almost impossible to prove a negative. We can't say that "horses aren't telepathic" either. How would we prove that?
Eiladar
It is extremely difficult, scientifically, to prove that something _isn't_. You cannot cite available data for something that doesn't exist; this is why you always see language like 'has known to cause', or 'is likely'; they're going by likelihood, even if said likelihood is 99.99% or 00.01%. There's no way for an absolute judgement. This is even more difficult to prove things like this, where they conveniently lack a control group or any data on the patients condition before the vaccination.
Aspernari
You simply cannot prove a negative. You cannot prove that something did not happen. You can't prove vaccines don't cause autism; you can only point to the lack of proof or evidence of the positive (vaccines do cause autism).
That's it. You cannot prove the negative.
Eiladar
_BUT_ none of that matters, because the idea that vaccines cause autism was never accepted as a medical fact in the first place. It was never properly tested, and was never positively peer reviewed. As a point of fact only one (former) doctor, Andrew Wakefield, pushed this. As it came out, his reasons for doing so were: 1- the test was being financed by a group of personal injury lawyers. 2- half of the kids in the test already had developmental conditions prior to getting vaccinated. And 3-
Eiladar
He was trying to push his own, proprietary MMR (the formulary in question), so there was a substantial monetary gain on his part. The 'studies' he pushed were withdrawn, he and his research were completely discredited, and he lost his medical license. There's no need to disprove that vaccines cause autism, because it was not only never proven; but it was never even _observed_, which is one of the first steps in the scientific method, before you can even state a hypothesis.
hohohoooo
SlaaneshiRightsFront
Now? This joke is older than I am
VinchVolt
you can toss ireland in there too given that the man who created the modern antivaxxer movement was from the uk (to say nothing of the uk's own ongoing descent into fascism) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Wakefield
bananabonanza3
That’s just so anti-scientific.
SpacemanSpiff1000
Its so fucking stupid if you go to the actual site at one point it says "Approximately one in two surveyed parents of autistic children believe vaccines played a role in their child's autism."
Oh so we are basing a scientific ruling on the random judgement of someone that knows nothing. Great.
Comet260
MAGA is rabidly anti-scientific. But this particular nonsense is not EXCLUSIVE to MAGA, either.
BenderSaysNeat
These are people who think a .00000001% chance is basically the same as flipping a coin.
BenderSaysNeat
And even that seems gratuitous. But no science is purely, completely, 100% “settled” science.
Phaxey
Well, either it happens or it doesn't! 50/50!
FoamingToad
Edge.
duktayp
🤡 The claim "bananas don't cause autism" isn't evidence-based, because studies haven't ruled out the possibility that bananas cause autism 🤡
urusername2
The claim "RepugliKKKns don't cause autism" isn't evidence-based. They do!
PoliticalWanderer
The claim that "There isn't a purple and yellow polka dot dragon flying around the world so fast it makes the planet spin" is not an evidence based claim because studies haven't disproven the existence of purple and yellow polka dot dragons.
cattlegrazer82
Link confirmed: https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cmpzeThtOGxzYWRuZGU3bGlhdTdkYnJoaGhsOGh6cWQxdjdxenl4NSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/bh4jzePjmd9iE/200w.webp
RipThemUpRatchet
Math checks out
Goronhead
The claim that "cyclosporiasis in lettuce doesn't cause autism" isn't an evidence based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that cyclosporiasis in lettuce causes autism.
Hawkgirl203
Well not lettuce from Taylor farms anyway. You know how I know that? Because Taylor Farms gave lots of $$$$$ to trumps campaigns. And then suddenly cyclospoiasis wasn’t in their lettuce, false positive on the test. No need to test any more of their lettuce.
Tjitso
It's the same argument people use for the existence of god.
JohnnyPumpkinStar
It is actually much worse than that, because for that to be equivalent, we'd have had to have done like 10,000 studies over half a century and multiple meta-study analysis SPECIFICALLY to check if banana's cause autism, and still found no evidence.
BeaverOnFire
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aTE0ZjBvZm1qcHA5eXpha21tbGQwcGVpd2h1Z3hhb3dja3YzeWFxcCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/WrUrY0aJbjdl7gPum6/200w.webp I injected 12 bananas, and caught autism!
Kigliwoth
Water.. think about it. Everyone who has autism had water! We should only drink raw urine. Zero autism on people drinking only urine.
ItsaBeemer
That's just fucking criminal. Intentionally harming people through disinformation is a crime.
Frencheeseater
TheS4ndm4n
Add it to the list.
theworldcouldbeflat
Yeah people should avoid American media about the diarrhea thing too, lol.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/health/cyclospora-outbreak-2026-lettuce-9.7277270
RipThemUpRatchet
*Donarrhea
fknbastard
Not just disinformation, but bad science. You don’t argue something might exist, you prove it or disprove it. That’s why religion isn’t science.
adiving
It will be, slightly after they change the dictionary.
PunnyTiger
nothing republicans do is a crime. it's only a crime if it's done by someone who normally acts like a decent human being
GuggelPlayer
Put criminal in charge, expect criminal things to happen
TacoPoweredHelicopter
Who is going to do anything about it ..
Even if the democrats get control they won't do shit to punish these people.
Your country is a joke, your voter base is a joke.
wadatahmydamie
RFK deserves to hang for the people he’s killed.
Me1iss0
Add babies to the list, he is a baby killer
tasthesose2
Unfair to the rope honestly
gruntabulousbeans
I do think capital punishment would be deserved if a judge would make a ruling on it.
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
Fixed it
Kotarisu
SlayerOfGoat
Isn't it strange that kids who don't get vaccines still get autism? Weird, right??
pancreas
just like how video games cause violence. because the world was so peaceful before that...
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Studies actually showed big releases, especially of violent games, DROPPED real world crime rates.
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
FartsSmellBad
That's true, but they do retain autism for a statistically less amount of time
legobumb
Should probably a stop huffing farts, my guy
OtterlyMagnificent
Huh?
Autism is a neurological developmental variation. It doesn't 'go away'. It's not 'retained' any less time for people who aren't vaccinated...because vaccines have nothing to do with autism.
FartsSmellBad
I can't believe I have to spell it out here... kids who don't get vaccinated statistically have lower life expectancy
OtterlyMagnificent
Exactly. Vaccines cause Adults. Not Autism.