I was at a cousins wedding in Scotland, we went hard the night before. Quietly slunk into the back row of the ceremony room nursing our hangovers and in walks this smug c*nt in a kilt holding the devil’s ball bag, never liked the instrument before that (oileann pipes are a far nicer sound) but I despise bag pipes now.
Just a random side note: also be especially careful if invited to a jugglers' party.
I'd include the caveat "where alcohol and/or other intoxicants are involved", but I don't like to repeat myself.
If there are more than 10 &/or any more than two professionals, well, just know where the solid furniture, doors, and fire extinguishers are, and NEVER answer "yes" if asked to participate in an easy trick.
Takila
"What's that noice?" "It's those weirdos with two bath tubs at it again."
nimeton0
Rijacki
Bathroom acoustics are just too tempting for shenanigans like this. Well done!
presidentoftheuniverse
There is so much sexual tension there.
ElorYosnak
Buckets the Drummer
and Ally the Piper
Mostlydeadpool
Buckets. well, that makes sense. :)
Rangar
That never gets old
militou91350
Rem?
Cilvaa
The little tap to get the water off always cracks me up
Mostlydeadpool
this is not his first bathtub jam session.
SubiBryant
Hell yeah!
senzykyo3004
What you don't see is their neighbors loading their guns angrily
TheDraven12
MikeRInternetTraveler
The bagpiper might be the most beautiful woman I have ever seen
clemdarkstarzero
Ally doesn’t seem to mind the toilet seat being up
Said it before, perfect woman
nomadengineer
She should do "It's a long way to the top (If you want to Rock 'n Roll)"
bikergeek6249
I'm voting for "Under the Milky Way" by The Church. https://youtu.be/pWxJEIz7sSA?si=gVLEocD9W0d9T9_N&t=140
FreshmeatDK
You win the internet for today :)
igglebotato
ItsACrazyWorld
man she is attractive
onewallpaperaweek
ChazzK
This. This is what the internet is supposed to be about.
Rijacki
This and pet shenanigans videos
Novityfurs
Consider yourself their apartment's neighbor.
Se7enEvil666
I still believe it's Dave Grohl.
abmoraz
It's Ally the Piper
Mostlydeadpool
not her, silly. the HORSE.
BrokenAnimal
She's no horse. I'd say she's rather attractive in fact.
RonnieSoak
Damn, thats a tight tuck If she's hung like a horse.
justplainvanilla
RonnieSoak
Need more cowbell
nimeton0
SomeFukinWizard
I've had these guys as my upstairs neigh-bors, I'm almost positive.
ps238principal
I've been close to bagpipe players before. Given the acoustics of bathrooms, if that woman isn't wearing ear protection, she's now deaf.
SOLARvsFACISM
I had a neighbor who played bagpipes on his porch and I concur.
Quaxx
I play bagpipe. What did you say?
BrokenAnimal
Not really meant as an indoor instrument.
kctrainmechformallykcbusmech87
I was at a cousins wedding in Scotland, we went hard the night before. Quietly slunk into the back row of the ceremony room nursing our hangovers and in walks this smug c*nt in a kilt holding the devil’s ball bag, never liked the instrument before that (oileann pipes are a far nicer sound) but I despise bag pipes now.
imsurroundedbyassholes
As someone who attended a wedding of bagpipers in essentially a basement... I'm glad I already had tinnitus.
Yakeshinu
Just a random side note: also be especially careful if invited to a jugglers' party.
I'd include the caveat "where alcohol and/or other intoxicants are involved", but I don't like to repeat myself.
If there are more than 10 &/or any more than two professionals, well, just know where the solid furniture, doors, and fire extinguishers are, and NEVER answer "yes" if asked to participate in an easy trick.
;)
JudgeMentaI
mawp. mawp.
Kbantar
There were bagpipes at my father's funeral in the full outdoors. HOLY F*CK are they loud.
TheS4ndm4n
Aren't all bagpipe players?
ghostofGracchusBabeuf
It’s not a requirement but it helps. Maybe a fortunate side effect of the instrument.
bamcobra
So it would seem
Joylove
Came back to upvote this lol
pullingsixty
What?
Tigersterne
R naught is magpie players!