NappaTheFriendlyGhost

143495 pts · October 13, 2013


Get this to the front page and I'll catch a pokemon.

To give a bit of practical info: bears have extremely thick hides backed by hundreds of pounds of fat. Low caliber rounds cannot penetrate this outside of a miracle shot to some parts of the head. Shooting a bear with a handgun is like trying to kill a human with a very hot sewing needle. Doesn’t matter how many times you stab the chances of killing before you get beat to death are near zero

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My wife and I were long distance for several years with a child between us. The sheer disrespect a grown man gets doing basic things with his daughter in public got me soangry. Almost always middle aged women. Asking my kid if she wants coco puffs got me a sneering look like seriously what did I do?

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My wife has been senior database manager at a local hospital for nearly a decade. "Senior" is deceptive as she's the only person in that department. They literally cant fire her because the outdated systems need replacing and the new person will essentially have to rebuild the entire medical records system on the new system. She occassionally tells them to give her a raise cus she knows its cheaper than replacing her lol.

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And Dolly would be genuinely proud of it. In the eyes of Dolly Parton to be remembered by a small child for having sent her a book is a heck of a legacy.

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To elaborate: Pretty much everyone has rifles in this scenario and the guards would most likely react quickly if someone unslings and readies their rifle. A hidden bomb or concealed firearm is both a warning of malicious intent and something that can be activated discreetly.

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One of the sequels is a follow up where he went back with a researcher to show how he survived but bad things happened. The other is a hypothetical winter he would have lived through if he wasn’t rescued

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ditto, I’m still early but when my boobs come in I’ll give em a bounce for you op

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Get double jump. Plenty of better offensive options later and having double jump opens so much of the world to explore

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My favorite book series as a child was the hatchet series. I was ENTHRALLED hearing Brian’s story piece by piece as a kid and when I was old enough to read it was one of my first real books.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As an ex-man in training I feel ya sis (the progress is there though. I believe in you estradiol).

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3 will leave you with a new porn folder and it has noticeably superior contents.

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Flash is kind of like superman where he has to be dumb sometimes. That being said, enemy speedsters typically are as fast (if not faster) and often draw on the same speed force energy source. *ice themed bad guy here* reduces friction on surfaces and freezes him (rarely a real threat), mirror master is mechanically difficult for the flash as he enters 2D space/reflections (superman also struggles with him).

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Oh my these new democrats want such shocking things like apartments not having deadly mold and.... oh my GOD are they trying to make the MAIL pass on SCHEDULE!? What blasphemy is this!?

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We had these at fort sill. A sting from one of these puts you out of commision for a bit (often by leaving you in the fetal position as you struggle to breath through the pain). Doesnt matter how badass of a soldier you might be all are equal in the eyes of the mighty cazador.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At least some of his problems are kind of fun. Hold on world's sexiest redhead who is head over heels for me (MJ). I need to chase this absolute goddess of a blonde girl (Black Cat) across the rooftops while she flirts with me and oh look a silver haired cougar is looking to step on me again (Sable).

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I may have been approached by a particularly aggressive swan. Did I miss the chance to make a demigod?

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Peter canonically carries several tools tailored to certain enemy weaknesses. A sticky EMP to take down shocker, little disc speakers that emit a piercing wail for venom/carnage, he even had mini seeking missiles to take down goblins glider at one point. He just likes to play a bit to much to instantly resort to these things (also carnage is unusually resistant to klyntar weaknesses and often needs extra steps).

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Doing the opposite of what he says to do can get you far in life.

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hi! I'm Nappa. This is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch.

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

That name is fantastic.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My wife is senior database manager at the local hospital. At the height of the pandemic even she was working overtime because the sheer volume of patients was causing IT issues. Doctors were working 20 hours straight

3 weeks ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

#47 in college I had a bad habit of leaving my papers for a day or 2 before knowing I could pump them out. 20 pages on Oprah’s history and business skills decisions? 15 on a comparison between various economic philosophies? When the sun is sleeping and the world quiet the writer turns caffeine into words.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When my daughter was like 6 I’d let her “trash talk” into the mic while playing call of duty back in like 2012. Oh the joy I got out of hearing them rage (she couldn’t hear them)

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“The wisdom of my posterior is well known. It would be rude not to share it with him” my daughter at 16 after a particularly sassy remark. She got it from a book but man I had to give that one some respect.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something seems off with the Austra-Humgarian border. I’ll go order some Sorjenese food while I figure it out

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

not every comic/media follows the "rules" i'm just refering to what the marvel fandom wiki says

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The claws are stored in the forearm. One of the weaknesses of wolverine and Laura is an inability to extend claws while wrists are bent

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh dear, my autism level has increased.

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We call this the ol' razzle dazzle.

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