DYLANLEE79

703676 pts ยท October 20, 2016


IDK if I want minors being lifeguards.

32 minutes ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I need step one.

33 minutes ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oooh, you could wrap it in banana leaves. /S

4 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Measure twice, cut once, you can opener! "

6 hours ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Guys, you just like low wattage warm white bulbs.

6 hours ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

No recycle bebe!

6 hours ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Hey look it's the Torment Nexus... you know, from the book "Don't Create the Torment Nexus".

6 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, I hope he got to pick out a new toy!

7 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Tell your brother you didn't know they gave Emmys for gay ganbang bottom. (Unless he's gay, then ask if it's for best set design of a Republican convention)

7 hours ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 2

We need representatives who do their own laundry, cook their own food, sweep their own floors, and use the same insurance system as the rest of us.

17 hours ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

Not trying to be mean, but he triggers uncanny valley for me. Poor kid.

23 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is stupid and performative. Yeah, we know how to live off rice and dried beans, but that doesn't change the fact that overall groceries are more expensive.

1 day ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 15

Soooo schizophrenia?

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Are we sure this isn't a scammer?

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry when they say the "techno drugs" my immediate thought was Molly.

1 day ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

Did he even get an authentic demigod witch to play Circe?

1 day ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Aww yes, I was a houspainter in my early 20s, FUCK popcorn texture!

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well they kept complaining they could see my dick ... And it was scaring the horses.

2 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I've tried to explain to some girls that there's a difference between work lashes and club lashes. Like you wouldn't wear your pleather mini skirt to the office...

2 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I find it perplexing that you would substitute Mark Walhberg and Ryan Gosling. Like, it's like substituting Skittles for dark chocolate chips in a cookie recipe. (Walhberg is Skittles)

2 days ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

You mean the subcutaneous fat deposits?

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I remember being about 8 and watching Bugs in a Valkyrie costume and my VERY confused immigrant mother comes in from the kitchen and asks "Are you listing to Wagner!?" Then she just watches the TV for about 10 minutes with this strange look on her face as a cartoon rabbit performs the Ring Cycle.

2 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

This is how you end a relationship.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It saves sooooo much money! Like even with buying the tools and parts. My house is over 100 years old and EVERYTHING breaks. But you also gotta know your limits, don't try to reroof the house by yourself or do foundation work alone.

2 days ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

He's looking into the other realities.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Interestingly my grandfather had the same thing.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Watermelon is least offensive, I don't even like being in the same room as honeydew and cantaloupe, the smell makes my stomach flip.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0