Six more weeks till Spooktober starts. I highly recommend this show.
Me trying to convince my gf to cut down on the fresh salads.
I sent her home with mine. Easy for me to replace, it only cost me $49. That way she could finish her other appointment as well.
Worth the risk.
First date conversation
Treat myself to a private room
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I dont really want to swim but I do want some fast food and some ice cream.
Let’s try some canned veggies instead
New neighbor
That look when it’s dinner time and I’m the only one with thumbs.
114 F in Phoenix today
Everyone gets one guess what this is.
2am outside my door
Javelina outside my patio. I think I’ll call him Javier.
The things we don’t see as kids.
Who needs aliens when we have Bush Babies
Penny.
Itchy
Classic
He’s worked hard.
I shouldn’t have to identify with a raccoon.
Plbbbbbt
Before Imgur discovered sound, in the before times
The original
So…so long ago.
Me seeing my AC bill when it’s 110 F in AZ
That seems like winning math but you tell me. It’s definitely struggling, the woman in the townhouse over is gone and she shut off her AC before she left. Electric bill is reflecting it.
On my way to join her in the shower
I’m afraid to respond.
I’ve lived this experience but she was an audiologist not a librarian
Babies.
Angry hiccup
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Rollercoaster
Many believe it was allowed in order to justify a war in Palestine.
I like everything about this.
I have doubts it’s that high.
Slow and steady.
Pics on her profile vs real life.
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Sleepless nights
Reposting this to remind you reposting is bad.
Oatmeal baths and petroleum jelly
First date conversation
Timely meme
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Shit post
Garlic!!
When your stalker brings you something special.
I think not.
The only thing I said was,”Thank you buddy.”