.
26
15
741
Tachos Tuesday
7
0
685
His name is Roberto.
804
59
25813
You know, because it’s the humans being abducted, not the alien.
12
11
718
No swelling just a little tingling
9
5
926
The look she gives me after I take a nap without her
35
1
807
.
4
9
965
Always sleep better
25
8
768
You can’t laugh, otherwise they learn how to get a laugh the wrong way. But his timing was perfect.
39
1
1354
No motivation
26
13
1031
Me determined to start the week off right but the week has other ideas
12
2
863
I dip mine in peanut butter
1
4
600
Career in the dumper? Start a pod cast.
23
14
744
Her: But I’m a catch and you’re…you
6
7
1059
Participation isn’t required.
-5
3
224
Brothers named Peso and Diego
18
1
692
Just checked my credit score.
6
7
903
RHM done right
5
1
597
That doesn’t make me feel better for some reason.
19
7
1048
AGREED!! She thought my ego wouldn’t go for such a compromise. My son is my priority over all others.
-5
1
469
Die on a Friday and then they forever refer to it at “Good” Friday. Just a little insulting.
12
6
566
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29
26
1079
On the right is my dog Penny and on the left is Penny’s dog Pippa.
24
5
811
Just Icelandic problems
30
16
1123
Weird dream.
9
5
680
Me: Then she’d be my wife and you’d be my girlfriend.
33
9
1231
My retarded wolf.
12
6
599
HR just sent an email.
27
3
1250
My YouTube feed after I watch a 30 second video on omelettes
9
4
516
Mad at myself
12
7
772
Is it pandemic levels.
10
16
875
PR
21
3
742
Reaction gifs on Imgur
11
6
615
Drone killer.
-2
2
897
A day at the beach.
20
16
1733
Cereal killer
2
5
699
Major Tom Cat
14
1
595
I had nothing, they aced me.
-7
28
977
Butts.
3
1
595
Telling.
8
10
864
Cage match without the cage.
21
3
848
Car loans, credit cards, personal loans, etc.
19
2
1166
Just your typical THT poster
-5
1
293
Time to hit Walmart for some half priced candy.
26
5
988
Also, it’s very difficult to sail to other parts of the world to establish a colony when your country is landlocked.
15
14
1237
If you were born After 2008, you will never be able to smoke in the UK legally. The UK is eroding your personal freedoms one at a time, free speech, privacy and now this.
-4
23
1111
The year…2010
15
4
989
The only thing the guy did right was book a room at the hotel so he could get into the venue. Not much planning after that.
4
24
1424
Me: You’re breaking the rule Julianna.
-4
0
351
Also, now that you’re four, it’s time for you to live with another family, bye.
-7
0
622
People say that I must’ve been spoiled being the youngest and only boy. It just made me an easy target
4
5
1069
I ate too much
12
2
633
First time hearing an expression
18
4
881
Why you little…
17
1
901
Happy zombie day.
33
7
972
Whelp, it’s time I head out.
309
119
17798
I’ll wait till they fall asleep then skulk into the next room.
661
168
27892
This popped up in my feed today and took me waaaay back. Music scene in Omaha in the 90s was awesome.
-7
0
178
Tender
29
13
734