monkeyfly

32174 pts ยท March 4, 2014


Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

16 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmmmm.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The discovery stage can be rough for these people. Turns out that he is objectively a chud.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once bought a 50 pack of toilet paper because per 100 sheets it was a bargain. I live alone. That was over 12 months ago and I've barely made a dint. I've bequeathed the remaining rolls to whoever attends my funeral.

1 day ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

They have brains but they saw a way to make a few bucks so they didn't care.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's quickly running out of usefulness for his handlers and as he gets to the end of his rope he'll become more unpredictable and eventually he'll just be too much work and they'll pull the trigger. I wonder who they'll set up to take the responsibility.

2 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Ah ok. Thanks for that.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always love a lil ass

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone know what that connection between the houses you can see in the first couple of seconds is?

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I had a delivery job before and dealing with dogs is generally terrifying. Glad this one had a happy ending and it was a very cute puppy.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I've been watching for 10 minutes. Does he make it in?

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A valuable lesson was learned that day.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hmmmm - this guy's psychologist after a session.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oof.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I won't be satisfied until he's applying for the welfare programs he tried to destroy.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#18 my dude had stuff he needed to do today but now he's stuck.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was hoping to hear less from this guy now that he's in jail.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that's why I'll never have another pet. I'm not strong enough.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a totally normal thing to say. /S

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love this for him.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't like calling him stupid because it gives a pass to some of the malicious stuff he does, but you're still right.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And it's only taken 10 years of evidence to come to this conclusion. Well done America.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I always love a little ass.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He never misses an opportunity to demonstrate his character.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It may not have been a pleasant Cretaceous day. It might have been rainy and windy and just a bit miserable.

4 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

He's never had consensual sex. It's one of the reasons he didn't think it was odd when the children begged him to stop.

4 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Can't park there mate.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah but "even broken clocks...", and all that.

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I like your dog.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Has anyone tried a ouija board?

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0