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VulcanTourist
And he says it with such gravitas!
Telemapus
What is "life size" for a cat man? Could be anything. Terrifying to think about. Life size? As long as it doesn't try to tickle my fancy...
senyu
MrChadH
Destined for the museum of unfortunate hobbies.
flexstar
Time to burn it all
Crazycatgentlman0
Thanks I hate it.
monkeyfly
Hmmmm - this guy's psychologist after a session.
BastardMan1977
What a terrible day to have eyes
synfinitehell
StupidCanadianWolfBird
TungstenOrbital
Nightmare fuel
Kats8652
Exyr
I mean they did have law that fit the crime. But the species wasn't under the protection of the federation nor was the perpetrator beholden to the laws of the federation.
TheSocialRecluse
I am curious. How were criminals treated in the federation? Rehabilitation (can be scary if it was mentally invasive given their technology level) punitive (how?) exile/isolation (which seems contrary to federations inclusiveness). Were former convicts shunned? Or welcomed back to the federation with open arms and water under bridge?
ThinkThisOut
I love me some tng… but I’m drawing a blank, context?
Exyr
Theres an episode where there is an old man and woman on a planer and they are the only ones on the planet amd Troy is going insane because of a music box.
astronomypictures
I think Picard was trying to say that any law they had was insufficient to cover the enormity of the crime, it needed another name.
wobblecopterrrr
still kinda upset this dude never showed back up to tell Q to suck a dick...
080080
Q is infinitely more powerful than kevin. Q can travel through time, kevin can't.
wobblecopterrrr
or did he not want to?
netharia
If we start getting into "why didn't say something to Q in Star Trek", we're going to be here all night because there's like 50 of them
TheFastpaws
He did in the extended universe stuff.
Exyr
Wouldn't have been surprised if he would have turned out to be a Q that had empathy.
wobblecopterrrr
yeah, it's honestly hard to pin the Q down, that might be mostly retcon, that one random dude seemed to speak of a moral code, then when Q had a kid, they seemed to have similar values, eh, loose ends
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
Why did it need a cat hair man penis?!
Alistairetheblu
Because the other option was a vagina, and let's face it, depicting a vagina with cat hair while the rest of the body is also cat hair kinda wouldn't have stood out very well.
CaldariBob
How else can you convince strangers to pet it?
awkungen42
I think there's a Calvin and Hobbes comic about this, but with Snowmen.
keelindsey
You know why
jjw9
So someone could ask the question, “Why did it need a cat hair man penis?!”
orangearcadi
As opposed to a cat hair cat penis? You want someone to spend that much time sculpting cat cocks?
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1N25ydzF0MGsxNTd5MDRycHA5ZnNtcGhzMjhrYTZlNWxpc3BjMGQ3aSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/fqIBaMWI7m7O8/200w.webp
IMustGrowUpReally
Cos he was feline horny, that's why.
PinkyTheUnicorn2
Good name for a band.
ArmyStrings
🤘 Cat Hair Man Penis 🤘
NightOwlRally
"Science isn't about asking why, it's about asking why not?"
- Cave Johnson
Kludgeo
To be a man you must have honor, honor and a peeeeeenis!
PlacentaEaters
Shin-chan!
LiarLiarPantsUntier
Why not make it without a penis?
Telemapus
RICK: A ha! And what makes you think the cat man is a man?!
NEIL: [briefly considers, then decides] His penis.
(Young Ones, possibly paraphrased.)
Heisanevilgenius
I never watched Young Ones but I have heard of some bangers.
What's ugly, smelly, and boring, and is standing in front of me named Neil?
Telemapus
RICK: Alright, if I'm a virgin, how come I know what a girl's bottom looks like?
VYV: [thinking on his feet] ...From LOOKING in the MIRROR!
CrumbyCake
Why didn't they make the ol ham candle girthier? Fucking coward
Sticklebrickk
*coming back tears*
That's actually pretty average, kinda big if you ask me...
wibbIywobbIytimeywimey
Not enough cat hair?
CrumbyCake
There's always more cat hair
johneventually1
check anywhere