Swiggity Swooty.....

Jul 29, 2026 5:45 PM

HorrorMango

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"Cat-ssole"

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My cat's name is Parkour for this exact reason. Like all names, she now fails to live up to it daily.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

PARKOUR!!!!!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At least your paper towel situation is under control.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Purrcore

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mom's cat https://imgur.com/BdZcmcI.mpeg

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Parkour dat booty

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My cat does the same thing and im nowhere as cure as this, but... i know where the Churu brand cat cocaine is becaus i hide it, dont want void and chunk to get chunk and chunkier)

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a damn gremlin. I'll take two

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Defend yourself hooman!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is definitely the cat acting out it's catch trip kill patern, you can even see one point it jumps up on there grabs on and then bites at her side

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like mine!

1 month ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Much floof! Must give pets.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is the belly a trap? Most likely. Would I still fall for it? Certainly.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Shes 13 and lets me pet the belly floof for 3.2 seconds before she rips my hand off

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

PARCOUR!!

1 month ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

That’s a lot of paper towels

1 month ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 3

With enough space, purchasing necessary items in bulk is a great way to save money. We all need paper towels, toilet paper, hand soap, hand sanitizer, disinfecting cleaners, etc., so, financially, it makes the most sense to buy these items in bulk when it will be cheaper per unit of that item. Costco is great for this, and has become a great way to save a bit of money for myself and my friends.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To soak up all the blood from the claw piercings

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jerking it has not been a hobby of yours I can tell

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That's 8 rolls. Or a 2 by 4 pack at the store.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Costco pack. Mine line the top of the laundry room cabinets like that.

1 month ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Awww, we dont have Costco... ir department stores... but we got an Amazon domain last year so we have that going for us.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The same for me. I always have at least 1 24 pack of loo roll and a load of paper towels in the hot press. I just stock up when they're on sale and need to hit a shop amount to keep getting money off vouchers.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ditto.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whenever I get a new 12-pack of paper towels I feel wealthy beyond measure. No peon problems can stand in my way. Nothing can stop me now.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once bought a 50 pack of toilet paper because per 100 sheets it was a bargain. I live alone. That was over 12 months ago and I've barely made a dint. I've bequeathed the remaining rolls to whoever attends my funeral.

1 month ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

If they won't go bad and you have storage space, then buy in bulk. Not only do you get a discount, but you get ahead of inflation.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

During the pandy, while everyone was hoarding TP and stores were sold out, I was easily getting by on the Costco bulk pack which lasts me years.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even if one doesn't have the space at the time, try to find space. Organize, consider more efficient uses of the space currently occupied, throw things away, or consider deep storage. Many people who don't have much space might be able to find some with a bit of extra time and thought. Of course, some people will have already done that and still don't have the space.

Still, efficient use of space can feel VERY rewarding when done right, but it can be difficult in some situations.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Boy, that cat has that woman conditioned.

1 month ago | Likes 129 Dislikes 1

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1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rip Ruben

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sadly it looks like another cat without claws anymore... just because convenience of humans

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 38

Holy shit look at all those downvotes! I guess mfers really like animal
Abuse.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 15

Maybe they just dislike misinformation, you fucking walnut.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wouldn't have downvoted if it wasn't clear the cat DOES have claws.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

She definitely flinches every time he jumps on her

1 month ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

That cat still has claws. You can see a couple of times it's holding on for a second. Also, you can trim a cat's claws pretty blunt, which doesn't hurt them at all, but makes them pretty blunt and short. I have 3 cats, and their claws are trimmed bi-weekly. I would never have a cat declawed and if I knew somebody was going to have that done, they wouldn't have a cat for much longer.

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I teed that with my guy but he hated it and I was always worried about hurting him. Then I tried the claw cap things for a couple of weeks. I felt bad for him, like I just glued thimbles to the end of his fingers, so I stopped those. Also both operations required two people for me. I gave up on both the trimming and caping. Thankfully my boi is pretty good about his claw usage on people, and stays away from furniture for the most part. Finding textures he likes to claw helped too.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, yeah, you need 2 people to trim a conscious cat's claws unless you have a very easy-going cat that actually likes it.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0