majortool

461693 pts · July 19, 2011


he/him ally, Why stand on a silent platform? Fight the war. Fuck the norm. I like to reply to posts with obvious facts like, "The cat's head isn't really chopped off. There's actually two cats." This type of sarcasm has lead to a lot of angry responses and downvoting; which is the intended effect. ... And you'll moan about it, and suggest something about Schrödinger's idiot, but if you think about it just long enough you'd realize I only posted it because it would make people wonder just for a brief second and then realize it was a joke and that it took you a really long time to figure it out. In other words: Got ya, bitch. :)

wtf. That came out of left field.

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As the US plunges he world into financial chaos ...

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every bloody time

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Chaos at the Wat Hoose

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This can't wait until Wednesday.

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why

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Payments department at a Canadian hospital

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I'm gonna make some people really mad right now.

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A classic still relevant

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Got the Wife

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I know what imgur really wants

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Brand new stackable bowls.  Don't stack properly.  $400.  No low balls.

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Cake day!

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If your friend's parents had these, their birthday party was gonna be lit.

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I have been waiting for this day for years.  My favourite game ever ...

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Jim Jefferies - Gun Control (cut as best as I could, but nothing left out)

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‘Don’t Vote For Me’ – Defeated CO Rep. To Voter

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Madison Square Garden puts surveillance on LGBTQIA and keeps a 'no-host' list

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oh ... we know

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Who will replace Donald Trump as the face of American pedophilia?

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This almost feels too far until you remember how he treated others when he was alive.

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Sweet.  In 9 months it'll be my chance to lay the world's #22 best curler, cause you know those single mom's put out.

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Criminally underrated game you can get for a dime at the next sale.  South Park: Fractured But Whole

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Will it ever be as dignified again?

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good

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Beat my compassion black and BLUEEEEEEEEEE

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Happy Mother's Day!

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Mother's Day is this Sunday

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yiss

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You little bastard.  Jennifer, get me my belt.

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just kidding

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A man who goes to bed with an itchy butt will wake up with a smelly finger

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Can someone pull my hoof?

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Happy Pride Month

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A tragedy

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Heavy breathing.  This is not a test.

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Hey! Listen! Ocarina of Time Remake official announcement.

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The greatest Prime Minister Canada never had

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#pettyrevenge

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My buddy didn't receive this well, but his wife thinks its hilarious.

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You gotta love it

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An axom we should all live by, but do not.  By Peter Singer.

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Confucius say

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Sober and cigarette free for 90 days

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Am I using this meme correctly?

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Orange man bad

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Confucius says

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whoa

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Mother's Day is this Sunday

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DOJ releases photo of Jeffrey Epstein

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I keep seeing negative shit about filling in your census, Canada, and I'm less than pleased about it.

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If your friend's parents had one of these bad boys in the 90's, his birthday party was gonna be fucking lit.

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Quitting is hard

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Heterosexual conversion therapy

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It would cover common ailments like brain worms.

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When Dave Grohl did this with two hands, it was pretty damn impressive.

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If you spit on a person, especially in a racist manner, you don't know what that other person is going to do to you.  It's probably just best not to be racist and not spit on people.

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brain worms

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Reaction GIF

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jfc my blood is boiling

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