majortool

461693 pts · July 19, 2011


he/him ally, Why stand on a silent platform? Fight the war. Fuck the norm. I like to reply to posts with obvious facts like, "The cat's head isn't really chopped off. There's actually two cats." This type of sarcasm has lead to a lot of angry responses and downvoting; which is the intended effect. ... And you'll moan about it, and suggest something about Schrödinger's idiot, but if you think about it just long enough you'd realize I only posted it because it would make people wonder just for a brief second and then realize it was a joke and that it took you a really long time to figure it out. In other words: Got ya, bitch. :)

HAHAHA

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He's not Canadian. I am.

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🤪🤘

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ohhhhhhhhhh. Yeah. Wish I were related to Jonathan Davis. loool

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I don't know who that is, but I do love Bob's Burgers.

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Spearfishing is cruel and illegal in many jurisdictions.

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What about AIPAC slop?

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"Why do the logs show you left your desk for 3 minutes?"

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It automates the zado.

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So now that you know that well is an adjective whether you use feeling or doing or am, ... why is it an adjective?

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Am is a verb. But even if it were doing or feeling, it's still an adjective. Don't believe me? Look it up in the dictionary. The definition that says it's about health will say that it's an adjective.

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🤪🤘

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I agree. So do you think it's okay to say "I am good."?

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wah

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oh boo hoo. There you go again. I don't care about being right. I just thought it was funny. All you had to say was whoops lol. Instead you dodged responsibility like a tiny child.

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If only there was a way to CHECK your SPELLING. Instead, you've found a way that no one can ever question you when you're wrong.

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Oh, I see. That way you can never learn and make excuses for it.

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abposable ...

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Why is her first name a last name and her last name a first name.

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mmm donolans

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Those crooked vultures

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Growing up I thought quicksand would be much more of a problem in my daily life.

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I would've grabbed the mic and said, "Donald Trump rapes women and children."

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@tizzyent

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It didn't bother me much. I'm just the neighbour. It was just a funny story I hadn't thought about in years.

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Just throwing this out there:

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fuck your couch
catnip is a helluva drug

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Spotify is the only service I actually pay for. But I am a music junkie.

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We called it the Before You Were Sleeping incident.

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My parents set the VCR to record one night. I'll never forget the movie: While You Were Sleeping. They set it to record late in the night and just set the VCR for a logical time when it should be on based on the two hour starting time. But porn is a different length. So when they turned it on with a 15, 14, 5, 4 year old kids, it had that 10 seconds of blank tape and then it was right at the good part. Still remember my parents tripping over the coffee table trying to reach the VCR.

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