klaz57

601 pts ยท November 14, 2016


He's the younger brother - he doesn't have to share.

3 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A quick google shows that virtually all ancient history scholars agree there was a man named Jesus who was executed by the government about 2000 years ago. Writings of the event by several sources that are non-Christian exist.

3 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Mine were laying patty-cake in the middle of the carpeted floor with a costco sized bottle of pancake syrup they drug upstairs

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am this old

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was like a DB making a "business decision" while in position to tackle a RB with a full head of steam.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Akshully, horses are hung, men are ....

Oh, ok, nevermind

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am over 50 and i did an 8:47 a month ago for the first time. You'll still be able to as well.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Apparently Irish wasn't "white" in the past. And Italians a little later on.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Roll call!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That one was too easy

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bada boom

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My theory is its from the trailer for Tommy Boy where Chris Farley says it the "Luke" way into a fan.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*GRAPHIC* My old man would hit them in the head with a stick real hard and slit their throat over a steel trash can. He would then loop their hind legs in slipnots suspended from above. Cut the skin around each ankle and connect the cuts at the groin. He would pull the skin and fur down to the neck and front legs and use garden shears to snip the front ankles and neck. He would then gut them and snip the rear ankles and bring the carcass to the house. 5 to 10 minutes total time.

2 months ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Everyone is calling #1 a crime. Id say it is an example of equality not being equal to equity

Someone had a big piece with lots of frosting, Someone had a small piece. Both were happy, was any cake thrown away?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would think that with eyes far apart, she would be prey.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

He also invented a . . . uh . . . device that ultimately led to his demise

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have too, the time it was for me, 60 to 70% of the flight was still seated, but not one passenger in first class stayed.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, Snow White was 14, so it tracks.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Architects are the anti-vaxxers of engineers

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Trent Crimm would like a word.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like that marathon runner who crapped herself and warned the cameraman not to shoot her backside.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How would you like your bread?

Medium to medium well.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, predators in more ways than one.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's like the HBO show VEEP, but even that administration is more competent than the real one.

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0