Uh. Why would anyone give a shit about anything that happens to their old vessel after they're dead? Freeze mine and launch it out of a giant air cannon at 1000fps into a 2" thick steel wall offered in spikes, in front of a dunkin donuts at noon on a Sunday. IDGAF
Best kind of spider! Wayyyy over there and wayyyy down there! Pretty sure it's not gonna find it's way into my bathroom or the folds of my shower curtain.
bobgunrunnersmith
Added to my reading list!
ParaspriteHugger
Looks like it's stuck in reverse.
Trimule
NoTeddyBadTeddy
That's the worst view of Mars I've even seen. Ziggy should be ashamed of himself.
cjorl
We're ok without this, thank you. Please take it away.
J3lek
Sea-nope
SMarkt
you know aliens overtaking your body and explode out of you in an antarctic research station? cause this is how you get...
Hellfirefighter
That company Cthulhu logo was dope
sIRwa2
Guess who owns it. You’ll be steaming!!
ilhares
I very much do not like this.
PerthAussieMike
Very much agree with you, I do
TupacAintDead
Are we sure we don’t have aliens already living on the planet?
ArchaeoEejit
A UFO loaded with octopus probably crash landed here a hundred million years ago.
ThreeCatsOneLap
Doesn't look like the spiderlings from the Thing, at all.
Not even a little.
dixxienormus
For a full explanation... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEKDYIYMgBc
tombeithemist
Guy in 60s diner, pitching idea to Stan Lee and Steve Ditko: "...so, okay: imagine, if you will, a radioactive sea spider..."
ArchaeoEejit
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derekjohn
Puts you off being buried at sea, doesn't it ?
TyrannusEquus
We all feed the horrors in the end.
sacrosanctt
Uh. Why would anyone give a shit about anything that happens to their old vessel after they're dead? Freeze mine and launch it out of a giant air cannon at 1000fps into a 2" thick steel wall offered in spikes, in front of a dunkin donuts at noon on a Sunday. IDGAF
mcglirkymeow
Eh, I'll be dead and not know anyway.
laurapede83
Best kind of spider! Wayyyy over there and wayyyy down there! Pretty sure it's not gonna find it's way into my bathroom or the folds of my shower curtain.
KoalaOnTheJuice
It's life Jim, but not as we know it.
heironymousBonk
thank you lol, i needed that
drGrafenberg
Bläckfisk, nice.
VastMajorityRule
Good thing theres no light down here.. HOLY SHIIIIIII
TeamRocketBlastOffAtTheSpeedOfLightSurrenderNowOrPrepareToFight
Bringer0fJoy
Imagine someone coming into your house and being like EW ITS UGLY and KILL IT WITH FIRE. Thank gourd that poor little ancient baby can't hear you!
Revicus
Some of us don't even have to imagine!
StrategicWeaponsPlatformNineAndThreeQuarters
You gotta be fuckin kidding me
purplemonkeydishwater
javeragetreats
Oh hell yeah! I got you Palmer!
TurnsOut42WasASlightMiscalculation
Is inkfish dedicated to chthulu?
torquemada90
if it looks like a spider....
DrKonrad
The ocean is filled with beauty, I love seeing the underWHATTHEFUCK NO
ThreeCatsOneLap
You know what's great about the ocean depths?
Me neither.
SouYuck
thYrd3Y3prYing
Burn the whole ocean
VerySmallDuck
vericon151
Did it attack the star fish?
somnif
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_spider
IMustGrowUpReally
...can have leg spans over 70cms... ye gods
Yasashii93
Worst part is it’s underwater, so you can’t even burn it with fire.
butcherfan0301
British Petroleum would like to disagree
Zalm
You can if its hot enough
SyntheticReindeer
You could boil it with Hydrorhermal vents?
SergeyPrkl
It is propably living there.
klaz57
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ajU5OGc1dWluc2p2bjR6d2d0NDA5YjhxYTdqajA3dHpjb2o0emJvMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Wjr1PoMz8ji0M/200w.webp
thedarkcanuck
And you can't just shoot up to the surface, lest ye get the bends
ivymantled69
But if you go up too slow, you get the Straights
cjorl
You can still nuke the site from orbit, though
RavenousMaw
Fortunately, it's underwater, so you're probably safe so you can leave it alone :)
Canigetbannedagain2
Thermite? I mean if you can get it to light of course.
Cptbluebeard7
Oh?
Lepercake
You can weld under water.
Bossco20
I'm sure the star fish and spider crab don't need the fish to be cooked
eetsumkaus
you can if you carry magnesium
HoneNathan
If you're carrying magnesium around underwater I think spiders are the least of your worries!
080080
yes, because we can use the magnesium to incinerate them.