c0dengo

14336 pts ยท October 5, 2015


#8 everything makes sense except the cat. Did American Pie have a cat I didn't notice?

35 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They just used the wrong article. Should have been "a mistake" and "a surprise." Either "the" or "a" would work for the first instance. Anyway, seems like a non-native speaker and actually a signal against AI

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Benadryl nightmares

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have read at least one story where this is an actual part of the lore, so I guess it is

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hah! That clanker started rapping

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, not defending this pedo, but it's a pretty normal thing to say when testifying about the time you took your kids to the private island of a child trafficker. It's a distinction you have to draw because not everyone who took their kids to that island can say the same thing (I presume).

4 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Even the order of the words matches, except his is reversed. Conceivably that makes for better cancellation, her last effect "winter" is the first one he counters with "summer" and so on, undoing each one in reverse order

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The white background represents the perfect nullification of the spells in the first two panels, either because the background represents the aura of each, or the visible light element of the spells cancelling (radiance/shroud)

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Every word in his spell is an antonym for a word in hers. When he goes "heh" it's because he realizes he has the perfect counter to the attack. She's flabbergasted at how well it was countered.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah but that particular copy might have been boxed up for a while, if the school district had a large supply of backup books of that edition, for example, might also explain why it's so out dated

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

She'll never say no, because of the implication....

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There is some element of "it's funny to hate this" like what happened to Comic Sans. But on another level, lots of people don't appreciate or understand what pineapple brings to a savory dish. Cooking the pineapple chunks will mellow the sharp tang and sweetness of it, it becomes very delicious. There's a reason this pairing keeps showing up in different cultures you know. Tacos al pastor are a good example that also takes advantage of the tenderizing properties of pineapple (bromelain).

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"They're right" in your comment reads like "They" is the one who posted the meme, because if you meant the commenter you're replying to then you would normally "you're right."

If you want to speak about the commenter you're replying to in the third person, then it's better to use their screen name, and plus you get a chance to make fun of it.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My bet is that it's a foreign agent who doesn't speak English and only has a few template messages to copy and paste against anything with a rainbow on it and doesn't really get the subtext of why this is ironic

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe Dog ignored the board and went back to playing with the "good" one

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, not by coincidence I'm sure. I'm not sure if Pratchett read Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? or if he saw Blade Runner but if I was betting I'd bet both. The question is really what point was he making with the reference. GNU STP

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You misunderstood HogWashDiddler, in his example, the time dilation is not due to the speed of the astronaut (which does not approach relativistic speeds) but rather the proximity of the earth gravity well, which decelerates time for the earthbound.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tapered off cigarettes using nicotine gum. When you have a craving, just remember it won't last. Distract yourself for a few minutes and you'll feel a lot better. I snapped my wrist with a rubber band while chewing the gum.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a former smoker, Chandler explained it best. Don't think of it as a cigarette! It's obviously the thing that has been missing from your hand.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No that was from the OTHER time he strapped a bunch of hot dogs to himself /s

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No the slapper just got kicked off of that reality I guess ahowhttps://www.voxnews.al/english/lifestyle/zbulohet-arsyeja-pse-jozi-goditi-gjestin-dhe-cfare-i-tha-me-pas-video-i89639

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I add a little water to the pan if it starts burning

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a non sequitur, his conclusion does not logically follow from his evidence

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My pleasure to downvote this dump. IDK overall it just felt mean. We're supposed to laugh at people in a trailer park, or fat people falling on someone? The bee one was interesting..., but overall -1 from me.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#24 I like Febtember, can we make it a thing? So much easier to spell than Feburary, Februry, bleh

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds cool, but those cards are literally worthless and some bystander would surely have interfered and ruined it. Or the kid grows up enough to think it was a scam

7 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Wheel means skate. Snipe to shoot and score, celly means celebrate. Ferda is short for "For the boys". I had to Google it the first time I watched Letterkenney

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0