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Fun stuff.
SamHandwhich
#10
bildschoen
#23
TheAbominableToastMan
#22 TrichaelCeratops
McBzz
#27 don’t go to hobby lobby.
Caughtintheconcentricelipsesofchaosanditsinnatemadness
Unless it's to steal. And if you saw someone stealing from Hobby Lobby, you didn't see shit!
YayItsMillerTime
#12 https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bTFpeGd2Njc4N2N5ampiaGM5eWI4djRoc2FleXB1YzRtZG41NDJvbSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/WZ7HCtYwXYqdy/200w.webp
LewdLuteGoblin
spiderjohn36
#31
Goarath
MagicBeets
This is ridiculous. Outstanding.
ChinchillaTheHunn
She'll put her boobs on your neck instead
Goarath
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aDR4dHp4dTVpbnExZXF2bXh6aWtnNnYzcDAxa3c5czltajlub3dnNiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/45dPIIr6R1QBmhRUqF/200w.webp
LeftyBigGuns
FryingBaconNekkid
Superchief86
#12
Caughtintheconcentricelipsesofchaosanditsinnatemadness
They're the same picture.
BurnBabyBurns
#41 In High School, I would come home for lunch and open 1 can of mushroom soup, head it up in the microwave, and then crush 1 sleeve of these crackers into the bowl. It was great.
Now when I'm off work late, I will often eat like 5 or 6 just because.
Some sensations are locked in our memory for good.
NaughtButOne
Cheap canned soup always gets a big handful of crushed up crackers. It's the law.
fubizdaddie
That's an incredibly unhealthy ... 'meal'
anyamountofcheesebro
Not sure why you are getting downvoted. 5-6 cans on canned soup is like 300% your daily sodium level. 🤷♀️
BurnBabyBurns
Tell that to 17 year old me! 😂
wadatahmydamie
5 or 6 crackers or sleeves?
BurnBabyBurns
Crackers, sorry 😂
demolitionlover09
Cans of soup.
HillOfBeans
Mushrooms
MrStealYourGiF
#39 That would be hilarious for a candid camera bit. Fully biblically compliant nail salon popup. Fill the waiting room, then chuck out anyone with tattoos, refuse to do anything but clearcoat or french manicure because anything else is hiding God's work not enhancing it. and any other bullshit you can dig up from Old Testament.
sometimesarobot
I don't think Christians need to follow the Old Testament
trigonman3
There is some disagreement amongst the fandom.
andaraven
Thing is, I very much doubt there are any statues of Buddha in her salon, it’s much more likely the ladies working there are also Christian. Her problem is that they are Asian, wanting a business to be Christian is the same as wanting it to be white.
wadatahmydamie
Blended fabrics? It’s a good thing pot’s legal here because you’re about to be stoned
rusrsdude
Or the new testament. Both are pretty stupid either way. :) religions are basically cults!
ilhares
By the word of Jesus, the old testament is still valid. Matthew 5:18.
ilhares
"For truly, I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass from the Law until all is accomplished."
andaraven
A successful cult gets reclassed as religion. See Mormonism.
rusrsdude
Yep, exactly.
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
#16 Saw him last night. Nytol and Ribena!
profiledit
Thanks DK. https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aXNneHliNzJzdzJjNGRzbGFneWdrb3E5MHVmdWJjb3ppYTRla3NmcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/OsxUM4bSKGg2VimzHj/200w.webp
alyssaaac
#29
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NaughtButOne
Ghnhx
#12
OptimisticMisanthrope
The xenomorph's teeth aren't nearly as terrifying.
FckleberryFarms
#31 Flawless logic.
DigitalDruid255
#33
cantreach
#33 & #34 we can multi-task
deyhauk
#42 I can't even save myself.
PyroDragon
#23 I'm glad we are welding babies again
Caughtintheconcentricelipsesofchaosanditsinnatemadness
Siamese children are in again, or is this another RFK Jr thing?
overflowin2718
#12 thats the mouth of sauron.
Caughtintheconcentricelipsesofchaosanditsinnatemadness
No wonder she has no qualms working for him.
rcbuns
It's been doctored. The original is still nearly that bad.
sometimesidontevenknowwhyibother
This is hornier than normal. Or maybe because I’m flying to Portugal and surrounded by people.
wadatahmydamie
Safe travels!
fubizdaddie
Everybody saw and judged you.
zer0phucksgiv3n
#12 why are girls with gums like always insane
TomBrokaw
Is that picture photoshopped, like Charlie Kirk's face was always a little smaller on his head? Because man, call her a CH-47 Chinook with them choppers
DangerBaer
Fun Fact: She stole them from charlie, and they possessed her like Liquid Snakes arm.
JamesTotally
#12 future White House Press Secretariat
ilhares
"It's a great day for America, everybody!"
haveanupvotegif
Otomasoteraph
Tri Cera top. I swear to God...
OptimisticMisanthrope
Trichaelceratops
idiotsonfire
#1 The dude finished the game in A DAY!? That's what Rockstar has spent 14 years making? A game that short? Come on.
Caughtintheconcentricelipsesofchaosanditsinnatemadness
That's before all of the season passes and DLC.
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
#27 Who the hell pays at Hobby Lobby? Just walk out with the stuff.
EndorForestSummerCamp83
Shoutout to Taylor Farms for joining Hobby Lobby and Chic-fil-a in the “will never get a damn cent from me ever again” club.
Killerismycat
Exactly! Fuck Hobby Lobby with a rusty poker
Fayen
Flamingphoenix32
Its the christian thing to do.
OneMoreLime
Tel them you're gay an the supreme court said they can't take your money.
Erisianistic
Cite the case of Hobby Lobby stealing antiquities, particularly the section "God wanted me to have this"
Flooferdoof
#27 stoopid HB and their zero Halloween policy. I boycott them whenever possible.
huey9k
Dangit, Hobbeh Bobbeh!
trigonman3
That darn Hobby Bobby.
FiveShiftOne
Also they're christian fundies who donate heavily to anti-gay PACs.
OptimisticMisanthrope
And they steal antiquities from the middle east claiming they have a divine right because they're ChRiStIaNs.
Flooferdoof
Yes, that too.
Goarath
#31
aoshistark
LokiShade
""Ooops!""
Martellus
Probshouldbeworkingbutohwell
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EggFooYung
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weleasebwyan
Iaimtomisbehave
EroticZombiePants
Good lord.
TheTaintHair
Skevoid
smaard
Yes.
rbudrick
Whompst be this?
pfsmv
Bigo KissMiss, apparently. Also known as Aleksiya77.
Caughtintheconcentricelipsesofchaosanditsinnatemadness
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wmnii
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4IMean5IMeanFIRE
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thetalent232
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FryingBaconNekkid
ElGatoMx
For the PLOT!!
elboricua00
Um... Plot to what, exactly? My dog wants to watch this show.
ignotoCiResto
tinyeye suggest getsuyoubi_no_tawawa
ihaveloudfarts
earthlingextraordinaire
Pokegeologist
TacosAreDelicious
That's some vudu
staticgarage
@vudumommajuju
vudumommajuju
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aWxsc2t0aXEzNzloaXl1bjZlbDQ4YXR5bWp2aWNvcGM1cGhtbjExZyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/1201hONkUdpK36/200w.webp
Goarath
Oh shit! I didn't realize that was you! I don't think I have ever seen your face before, especially without seeing the tats.