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Mattd4ddy
#8 To quote Charles Boyle: THE HAND IS THE MIDDLE MAN!
HuruinaInu
#22 is that "Jekyll and Hyde, Together Again"?
FellaWithUmbrella
#5 Brightens up my day everytime
circlebreaker
#6
lezgetfukkinreal
#16 as a woman you see that twinkle in his eye, he thinks it's foreplay is a game for him and he thinks he's about to get touched, you see that twinkle had though, as soon as she comments on his big insecurity, his hair, that twinkle fades. I would not want to be at a bar near a guy like that or a place without people. But that's my experience.
augifinn
Yeah! Totally disturbing POS!
Nemacol
#8 I need to find some Hispanic moms in my area.
MichikoTheJungleFox
#19 I would watch a movie with the guy on the left as the protagonist. Some kind of spy movie or something lol.
resolved
what about bob?
chewmaca2
#16 He's older than 40 and he hasn't been touched by a woman longer than she's been alive.
cyrusthevyrus
He hasn't been touched by a woman since he came outta his momma's birth canal.
gaggedandgooped
Smallest dick energy imaginable
Clayman8
#6 and then there is THIS asshole who will literally tuck himself into my bed when i got to sleep.
diemajorthrilldie
#6 One of our dogs is a Parson's terrier and it's the closest thing to a cat I've ever seen running on dog hardware. I've lost count of the number of times my wife has left the house and less than a minute later it has launched itself from the floor and onto my desk. My colleagues have no business being exposed to the butthole of a dog designed to traverse burrows as often as they have.
Clayman8
#16 guy is itching for a fight to play his power hero fantasy, but clearly cant back it up. Amazing.
LespritDeLescalier22
Anyone got context on #11?
Ghnhx
only a guess but by the age and demeanor of the defendant I think its testimony of a victim of a school shooting
distractedFreek
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkland_high_school_shooting
LespritDeLescalier22
Fffffffffuck
distractedFreek
He barricaded a door with his body, protecting classmates.
mikeatike
Fuckin hero.
korndogg83
#18 what recipe was that? Why did they boil that meat?
omgBBQwtf
Boiling chicken is a real thing. Makes it juicy, great for certain recipes.
Not sure this is one of those recipes though...
AcaelusThorne
Right IMO looks kinda gross
Cyanide555
I don't understand any of that process to a meal. The veggies aren't anythinged, just warmed up. Warm olives and boiled chicken, just, what?
Ginoawesomesauce
And why did she need to keep touching the raw chicken with her bare hands? There's nothing sexy about salmonella
omgBBQwtf
Washing your hands is a thing.
picselator
It feels to me like the point is to show that you can make the gross possible food and people will still watch just because the cook is almost naked.
elmesito
It is just some boiled chicken with some vegetables. I don't think that a tasty result is the aim of that video.
Zixtank
Recipe? Boil?
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Good dump bro

Zixtank
Why do I feel this would be more of a Randal-gig?
starmasswarseffect
#3 Why would you do this to us
joleeen
#3 this guy makes a mean sandwich
Xaiydee
#11 what?
circlebreaker
Looks like the accused shooter is having a hard time accepting that the judge is about to throw the book at them.
ActualTttony
#20
You better sleep with one eye open for the rest of your life
idiotsonfire
Is that Andrew Tate getting slapped? If it is, I wonder why we haven't heard a lot more about it. Looks like him.
c0dengo
No the slapper just got kicked off of that reality I guess ahowhttps://www.voxnews.al/english/lifestyle/zbulohet-arsyeja-pse-jozi-goditi-gjestin-dhe-cfare-i-tha-me-pas-video-i89639
TheFastpaws
#3 That is depressing as fuck.
slimvictor
agreed. so sad thinking that someone would have to prepare to say such simple things to their own family.
JahSureYouBetcha
#8 Growing up, my dad made a dish that is almost exactly like this. He called it goulash.
profiledit
#21
PanPot608
Is there any contexr for #20 or is it just good old fashioned assault?
AlmostClever
Big Brother VIP Albania, no idea. https://telegrafi.com/en/The-state-of-the-gesture-one-day-after-the-physical-attack-on-the-couple-in-Big-Brother-VIP-Albania-4-that-happened-live/
prilldomon
I was able to find this. Albania's "Big Brother VIP" reality show.
https://telegrafi.com/en/Big-Brother-scandal%3A-Jozi-makes-a-slap-gesture-and-knocks-him-to-the-ground-during-the-live-broadcast/
malachilenomade
#8 Kinda reminds me of what my dad used to make when we were living alone for a while, only hers is much more elaborate.
cyrusthevyrus
What is it? Recipe?
malachilenomade
Not sure. When my dad made it, it was basically just meat and noodles with some tomato sauce thrown in (a gourmet chef, he was not)
lkfool
Looks like chilimac with potatoes and now I want to try it.
AmyBethMegJo
lkfool
The Chunky Chili Mac is mid at best
FetaForMoses
What’s #15?
UseTheSource
porn
ElorYosnak
Metal Gear, a game designed in equal parts for "those people who like unique gameplay" and "as a fetish"
MichikoTheJungleFox
I believe it's from Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain. The character is named Quiet.
pareidoliaperson
I thought MGS to be a realistic game. Altho I vaguely remember some fictional tech, but no fantasy.
PTKrieg
The MGS franchise is kind of a weird duck, because Kojima & Co will go deep on weapons, tactics and geopolitics to build a super detailed and realistic world where you fight with/against a bunch of cartoon characters. MGS1 had reasonably accurate lore dumps on DARPA and nuclear disarmament while also having a giant railgun robot, gimp suited psychic, masochistic ninja Robocop, and 3 separate characters wearing no shirt while outside at night in the Aleutians.
MichikoTheJungleFox
Oh no no. There's a lot of fantasy. Kojima can be pretty crazy. It's kinda his thing. His official mfing explanation on why she didn't drown there (and why she's scantily clad) is that she breathes through her skin. I'd say that qualifies as fantasy.
ProjectDA
hey, she is infected with a bio weapons that gives her those abilities along with speed and strength. if she speaks english the weapon will go off. she does speak navajo.
idiotsonfire
There's giant mecha in some, there's a dude with most of his face replaced by brake calipers fighting a Senator in another.
idiotsonfire
Its kinda all over the place, its whatever Kojima wants at the time.
DrDadJokes
Quiet
RamanBiot
ᵂʰᵃᵗ’ˢ #¹⁵ˀ
rotinaj
#16 did this guy ever get named and shamed?
Superchao
A grown man trying to pick a fight with a teenage girl. What a pathetic loser.
Thenybo
Tadaaa
Thenewdef
According to DuckDuckGo, James Carrone, a Project Manager, fired from his job at Energy Systems Group 5 years ago.
Thenewdef
It'd be a haaaaaaard video to explain away in any job interviews, that one.
djhash
This is from 5years ago this is all I can find for now: https://youtu.be/OeKDEvxQx_8
servingmytimeinusersub
He has no idea what fighting words doctrine is.
augifinn
Me neither. Please do tell
picselator
The fighting words doctrine is a legal principle established by the U.S. Supreme Court in Chaplinsky v. New Hampshire (1942) holding that speech which personally insults or inflicts injury upon an individual, likely to provoke an immediate violent response, is not protected by the First Amendment. These words are considered to have little social value, acting as direct invitations to exchange "fisticuffs" rather than expressing ideas.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fighting_words
thrashingcows
What a douche bag! So much small dick energy!
augifinn
The absolute glee in his eyes was sickening
thewhereiankelly
If anyone k owes I’d want an update
Thenybo
Thenybo
eventide215
Considering how it started she's yelling at him.. which is funny *that's* what she started with? That shows her instigating which is extremely common now and then people like you immediately believe it because misandry is all the rage. Then you demand they be "named and shamed" which is cyber bullying. Both sides here handled things incorrectly. You're handling it even worse.
TAMUhowdy82
So you're mad she posted that video of you, huh?
eventide215
In case you all needed more proof how terrible you all are as people look to the replies here. Look at how you all behave and act like it's justified just because someone doesn't agree with the hive mind. I never defended the man. I said both involved here handled everything wrong. Yet here you all are dogpiling as expected.
rotinaj
Somehow, you might be able to survive this experience.
obesz
You make the exact point that there's context missing. I don't know for sure, but I seem to recall that this was a magat bothering protesting student. Considering how it started ("Get the f outta here, your forty"), it seems mor than probable that this literal manbaby is bothering minors. You're not handling things any better.
rotinaj
There’s a longer version that has been floating out there for quite a while. He is very much not the victim in this encounter, but you should keep defending him. It definitely isn’t showing us who you are.
gaggedandgooped
TheRealArclight
itsokimaussie
It's ok James, she can't call you bald any more.
newsguycraigevans
There's a reason your father didn't love you. And it's plain to see.
chewmaca2
He was in his truck and could have just drove away, twice, but she hurt his fee fees and he had to show her what a small man he was, which he did in the form of assaulting a minor.
eventide215
She also walked over to the truck and kept interacting with him. I've said it before and I'll say it again, I know I shouldn't expect actual intelligence from Imgurians but it still surprises me how dumb you all are.. so thank you for that.
chewmaca2
Neat, that still doesn't change what I said now does it. So Thank you for proving yourself to be right there in in the group of Imugians lacking intelligence. You are welcome.
MuffinProof
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Pretty sure with him being in her face like that. She could hit him an claim self defense. Definitely could after being spit on or probably being hit with the truck door.
milkcheese
Sure she could hit him, but he'd probably hit back. ☹️
chewmaca2
He has already committed assault, he is looking for an excuse to add battery and for someone anyone to touch him, its been awhile
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Had I been there I would have taken him up on that. Even for the person filming. I don't like bullies. I may have lost but he would still be hurting.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
That may be true, but he's the type of guy who wouldd pull out a gun & kill someone. Even if she is right she is still dead
ProjectDA
people like this is when i hope someone does the right thing and just comes from the side with a bat. some people need curbed stomped, this guy is one of them.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
As much as I agree. The people that need it most won't learn the lesson of being beat down. They will somehow make themselves out to be the victim and double down.
ProjectDA
sometimes its just for the catharsis, nothing else can be gained. cant get blood from a stone, but you can crack it and see if you can at least find a fossil.
Ghnhx
#8 good work mom that looks delicious
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I was hoping someone had a recipe.
Gongzo
https://growingupsarita.com/recipe/picadillo-con-papas-mexican-ground-beef-and-potatoes/ it’s similar to this with some alterations. Easy peasy
circlebreaker
Holdup, I'll see if I can find it...
circlebreaker
@Isthe4thtimethecharm Found it.
1. Boil water, then reduce heat to medium.
2. Add splash of oil to separate large pan
3. Add 1 lbs. to pan and cook, then add diced mushrooms and onions 1/
circlebreaker
Ah damn, spaced on one of the important parts. *3. Add 1 lbs. meat (de-boned beef, chicken, fish) to pan and cook.
circlebreaker
4. Add salt, pepper, pinch parsley, cover and let simmer.
5. Once meat simmered, add dusting of garlic powder that lightly covers whole surface.
6. Add Marjoram (6 shakes), Thyme (10 shakes), Oregano (10 shakes) 2/
circlebreaker
7. Add one large can diced tomatoes and mix
8. Add 2 tablespoons butter
9. Once melted and well-mixed, drain noodles and combine with pan contents in pot. 3/3 Sorry for sometimes inexact measurements, it's one of those recipes that's played by ear, so to speak.