albaboss

44233 pts · April 2, 2017


Yep if you get this to the front page... I'll... I'll be very happy

Same. I’m the only one without a doctorate. Im the poorest but I’m also the happiest. Go figure!

4 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’s insane that the news outlets aren’t allowed to say raped!!! He fucking raped her but in the eyes of the law it was “sexual abuse” and our turd of a president will immediately file a defamation suit if you say “rape”

4 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

“Transgenders didn’t exist until Obama legalized them!!!” -direct quote from my insane uncle

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My first year teaching I made $35K and I was working 10 hour days. I worked every single Sunday and all summer long. My students test scores had an 11% increase from the previous year. But I’m still furious that I put in SO MUCH time for so little pay

1 day ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

lol I feel the exact opposite. I saw a TON of live music when I was younger. I don’t remember half of it and my hearing is absolutely terrible. I’m not even 35 yet and my hearing is almost gone

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Our local public golf course turns into a dog park at sunset and I love it. The golfers hate it but we live in a desert! Gorgeous expensive green lawns need to be multi use

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My favorite are the influencers reading ingredients. “Riboflavin??? wtf is this stuff?? I don’t need that!” Ummm yes you do. We’ve prevented so much disease by enriching our food

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

13%?!? You have a serious problem. I’m a decor minimalist and HATE trinkets (grew up with a hoarder mom who’d make us clean and dust them) but they are kinda cute and if you’re happy that’s lovely

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Remember Trumps response to Rob Reiners death? I will never ever believe him (or any of his followers) when he says “we need to respect the dead”

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

lol I was def expecting this to be one of the anti-man memes but no it’s about self awareness

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The actions I take is I work SO HARD to avoid giving these companies my money. I am lucky in that I can afford not to shop at Walmart. I keep my money in a local credit union. I will call/ shop at a dozen local places looking for items before I break down and buy it from Amazon

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jail for a thousand years!

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

We have a super old rifle from the 1800s that we inherited and we now use as decor. I even treat that thing like it’s loaded

1 week ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Mass murder and racial discrimination have been around forever and other places got very good at them. Is the USA the best at it?

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

That’s all I could think about. I’ve gained ~15 lbs since having kids and my joints are PISSED about it

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

So they’re actually saving energy by not hiring people! Checkmate libtards

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like this exercise is a “who has the grippiest shoes” competition

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh ma gawd a dad sits on an egg once and we’re supposed to applaud them?? What about all the hard working single moms? Do you how difficult it is to be a stripper when you have wings??? (Just kidding that’s rare both sexes sit on the egg. Other birds who also do this are Blue Jays and Penguins)

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Australia

1 week ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

SHIT I MEANT A COMB. Lol I’m an idiot. One of her aids gave her a salad without a fork and instead of using the fork they brought a minute later she ate it with a comb while berating the aid the whole time. She’s not the best for sure

1 week ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Remember when she ate a salad with a fork? Pepperidge Farm Remembers

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 15

Girls will be girls

1 week ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

I think he’s also wearing a TON of makeup. This was a planned photo op. They wanted him to look as good as possible

2 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I listened to a podcast (maybe 99% Invisible?) all about why it’s so hard to make a good printer. It’s because you’re combining the specificity of the digital world with something highly imperfect like paper and they don’t like each other

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

FIFTEEN YEARS AGO!! Get over it Donny!!!! Plus it was a fucking hilarious (and accurate) joke

2 weeks ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

This sounds like the homeschooling community (not all, just the real insanos) “I can teach my kid whatever I want and I don’t want any govment checking in on me!!!!”

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

As a Louisianian, yummmmm

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That’s exactly what I was thinking. They’d be sucking the devils dick and telling him forked tails are sexy

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wonder if the number of dead Iranians will decrease now that she’s gone

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0