Out of the way peasants

Jul 13, 2026 12:23 AM

crespomodesto

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Lucky it wasn’t hungry

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After while,

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Welcome to St Lucia. Have a look around....

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just chillin' at the beach. Relaxed, no worries.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

all I wanna do is get high by the beach, get high by the beach, get high

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

oh lawd he comin'!

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Welp, wont be going swimming today.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or ever again…

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After while…

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Absolute unit

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What were they looking at?

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Probably a different croc lol

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People who probably aren't used to alligators/crocodiles. Someone probably yelled to warn them and they assumed it was in or coming from the water. Always scope the shore first, then the water. If you're on shore, the shore is the most dangerous place a gator or croc can be.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love their sassy waddles! Makes 'em so damn adorable!💙💙

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Look at the little croc...
In Northern Australia, people worry about being eaten by Sharks, Locals know the crocs ate them all....

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

GORGEOUS creature!

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You can't swim there.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep. You've got the right of way. Cheers!

2 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Could've easily taken that one guy out that wasn't watching both sides

2 weeks ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 0

Cameraman could have told him to watch out too!!

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Yeah that’s some incredibly shitty situational awareness, unless he’s just drunk already. Growing up in Florida (where there are both alligators AND crocodiles) we learned to watch the shore first and then the water, whether inland or the beach. Everyone worries about sharks, but they can’t get you on land! https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlMGU4dHJqcjZkbmUwMm9icTczdDdjbzg4dWFjejc4ZDUyaWYwcWpkYSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/J4VeaigICnrrJUUuuW/giphy.mp4

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Look at all the meat on that tail.

2 weeks ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Same thing I thought when I first met my now wife :)

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

It was look at the meat on that dude’s leg and decided “nah, too skinny”

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a Louisianian, yummmmm

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

She's just laid her eggs and buried them.

2 weeks ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't she be significantly more aggressive, or am I thinking of alligators?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

dont they kinda guard them? or are that alligators?

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nope. Bury them and leave. They return when the little goobers hatch and start chirping. They will help dig them out and carry them all in their mouth to the water.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm still confused. They do? They don't?

2 weeks ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Now I just think crocodiles are making signs.

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No, but you should watch out for the alligators, they do swim there.

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+1 but I’d upvote you for your username alone

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I’m almost positive this are American alligators.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You were able to read the meme. You pass the "crocodile or not crocodile" test.

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