MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos

152454 pts · September 12, 2011


If this gets to the front page, I will do a free photo restoration of any photo of your choosing (must be a personal photo, just to be fair.) Graphic designer since I was 10. Now I get paid for it because child labor is something my grandmother witnessed living in a coal town, and just ain't cool. My username is a side effect of autocorrect. Imgur sometimes adds extra letters when you select a word from the suggested word list above the keyboard. If I’m on desktop, it’s less of a problem.

Skiing in the US always struck me as a way to show off you can afford to wear $250 boots a few times a season.

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My fear is the scotus will say it's OK to have a third term.

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good, we don't want that toe-headed fucker anyways.

4 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like two people in particular are VERY afraid.

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And they shared it XXDD

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TrilliaNOT ANY MORE

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I love this kitty

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FTFY: "You hear the 𝐌ews and suddenly realize you are the 𝐌ews... ?"

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@op it’s a comb jelly, not a true jellyfish though. But not dangerous to humans. They can’t sting (no venomous cells), and can do a pretty light show when they wash ashore. People just think they’re jellyfish when they are quite harmless.

16 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reselling the device or providing it as an exchange/upgrade. Idk why I always get more when I provide the box

17 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Guys if you don’t already follow @op you should hit that plus button next to their username at the top! I haves so many of their dishes in my faves already.

18 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

America is a huge fucking continent. I am from the United States, and America, because I actually paid attention in fourth grade geography.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Let their votes go the trash. Seriously, votes for non-candidates, especially those not eligible to even be voted back into office, get tossed. Let them fight over split hairs.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tweedle Dumb as Fuck

4 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Oranda gold fish maybe?

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, no that's not how it works.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This might be good with spiced rum!

5 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Resign as soon as able? Just fire his ass.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aren't those geese?

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 The only real Space Force:

5 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Google "Jimothy," and a disfigured racoon will run across your screen!

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Harder than that Lindsey Graham?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Huitlacoche is incredible. Kinda tastes like corn, but if you're scared to try it, find a taco place that has it on menu.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have one of those too! Honestly, it's fantastic for cooking because you don't get the trashcan dirty when you're chucking veg and meat.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last time I checked, if I have less than a quarter gram of any drug, I don't have drugs.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does he realize how expensive testosterone testing will be? I mean most people have testosterone, even if they are AFB.

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Does he EVEN know that Spartans were notoriously gay, and also respected women as equals?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a 30% larger spleen and a blood disorder, so yes, an erect spleen is entirely possible.

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