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Exyr
I figured jellyfish were opportunistic. Eating anything and everything that they drifted into.
Kilo11
So are they assholes or not?
NM156
What do you mean it disappears? Where does it go? Are they shared?
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
@op it’s a comb jelly, not a true jellyfish though. But not dangerous to humans. They can’t sting (no venomous cells), and can do a pretty light show when they wash ashore. People just think they’re jellyfish when they are quite harmless.
Guisso14
I thought their mouth as ants were the same
weidermeijer
“I’m Ants In My Eyes Johnson!”
cousteau
At no point in that headline did I expect which word was going to come next.
keys79
You learn something new every day. Unfortunately it was this.
UncleRat
Jellyfish do not have anuses; they have a single opening that serves both as a mouth and an anus. This means they expel waste through the same opening they use to eat. I hope this information doesn't leave a bad taste in your mouth.
somnif
https://medium.com/@pgfrznj/the-anus-that-wasnt-there-a-venice-story-804cadf1273b
somnif
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mnemiopsis the jellyfish in question, for those curious
Andersen81
Did he not just have his wedding there? Or did he move there?
MoopsyLD
The Anus portion was completely unnecessary to the overall title.
weidermeijer
I feel it added a je ne sais quoi.
Sebastopol140
So... they eat their own?
MrFancyPanzer
Thats why their anus keeps disapearing.
HillOfBeans
davebarton315101
What a great movie title!
LeekofLegend
Sounds like they are handling themselves. What's the news? 🤷
xj4low
Well I never thought I would read that.
Chrondeath
I really hope they didn't find out about the disappearing anus for the first reason that comes to my mind....
UnattendedDeviant
A great sign you know the date is over. Take your loss and leave or be literally eaten.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
1st and last time you'll ever see those words together forming a sentence.
OptimusPom
I'm more frightened where that disappearing anus will show up next!
charondaboatman
Don’t be too hasty….
AyatollahBahloni
It takes a long time to say anything in old Entish...
INeverReadTheTOS
Cannibalistic jellyfish with a disappearing anus are terrorizing Venice waters. Check-mate!
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Ok, twice, but NEVER AGAIN!
INeverReadTheTOS
Yeah I think you might be right this time.
FleaTron
Andrew Tate hospitalized after bout of disappearing anus, cannibalistic block mate sent to solitary pending further investigation.
CallMeMcGyver
We've had them infesting the White House since 2016 and 2024...
CallMeMcGyver
lol... downvote the truth you pedo jellyfish loving fucks