Montanaebananae

71082 pts · October 4, 2018


The E is silent

I don’t have the resources for both. Besides it’s going to be an A3 framed picture, so it just wouldn’t work to do both

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m very sorry - I am from New Zealand and the state of your guys politics has me worried for you all. I laugh, make a meme, but also, damn guys I’m genuinely really sorry.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thank you for your reply. This is what my partner said, however I feel the bottom one creates a scene as well. I’m so stuck!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your mums tactic was certainly one way to manage it!
I have spoken to my niece and she doesn’t want to cut it. She doesn’t have a mum in the picture so I don’t think anyone has actually taught her how to look after her hair. I taught her today and we also talked about the importance of looking after long hair or the option of shorter hair. I’ll see her again in 2 weeks so will see how it is.

2 years ago | Likes 271 Dislikes 5

I talked to her about cutting it and she really doesn’t want to, she said she loves her long hair but doesn’t like to brush it because it hurts. She doesn’t have a mother in the picture and my brother doesn’t have a clue so I don’t think anyone has ever taught her how to look after her hair. So I gave her the bottle of detangler and a good brush and taught her how to do it. I’m hoping now that she has a “fresh start” and some detangler it will help her learn to look after her hair.

2 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 2

But what if the TV is not his but his flatmates

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Um there’s a similarity but it’s also different yeah

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My thoughts exactly. Photoshop was even involved. There was some try.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lol entirely different hemisphere

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol this was a thought that went through my mind… we’ll see how that one goes

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’ve made them to be randomly chosen from a bowl - though some of them were inspired by some of the attendees

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Huge difference between being brutally honest and blatantly rude. I’d say the passive aggression of this job add will also be a common occurrence in verbal communication.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

It’s actually my kids battered dick so I hope he knows the laws around that

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ahhhh this joke went right over my head! But yes I see where you’re coming from!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No I -a human- wrote this

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

In New Zealand we thankfully don’t really have them

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is my dad to a T

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol this is great, these are times where I wished I smoked because those people seem to just find life really chill, but I do not and so I must endure.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow I relate to this kitty

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most importantly for the child/ren you have bought into this world!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you for your words! We both really try to do the right thing for our son. I couldn’t imagine this kind of fighting and how terrible and traumatic it must be for the kids involved. As much as my ex and I weren’t the right people for each other romantically, We are still a family, and that means we are a team - With everyone’s best interest at heart. I think sometimes people lose sight of that, that the goal isn’t to win an ego game, but to create the best life for everyone involved. And

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh ive never thought about that - I’ve personally never used reddit but I’ll go have a look at it thank you!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s the rudest predicament

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Growing up we had them wrapped in newspaper paper too, but there was a buffer plain paper between chips and newspaper that made it seem okay *shrug*

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They’re chickens! And they’re separated from the dogs but when they’re together they just ignore each other

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My reliance on autocorrect has stricken again.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It’s a Japanese plum that grew from a seed. Only a weed if you don’t want it there :)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I recorded this to send to my long distance partner - we record ourselves doing mundane tasks to send each other to feel like we are a part of each others daily lives - I don’t generally post them on the internet I just found this particular clip to be slightly humorous looking :)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s a Japanese plum :)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Somedays I record myself doing inane things to send to my long distance partner so she can feel like she was a part of my day (and vis versa) and this was just something I found looked funny in this particular clip. I don’t care too much for fake internet points, I just like the idea that it might bring a smile or a chuckle to someone else’s day as it did to mine :)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0