Montanaebananae

71082 pts · October 4, 2018


The E is silent

The reflection of our Christmas lights is giving sexually explicit

Points 1
Comments 3
Views 594

Help me make an artistic choice?

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Comments 7
Views 875

Ever seen a rainbow emo?

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Views 802

Help me make an artistic decision

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Comments 4
Views 572

It’s a blessing and a curse

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Views 1264

First and probably last time I use a “Peach Smoothie” bath bomb

Points 37
Comments 17
Views 998

Haaaa got em

Points 69
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Views 1864

I’d like to be reborn in a different society

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This year I’m making homemade gifts

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Views 436

Cosy. Elegant.

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Views 1398

I think it was better when I treated the neighbour how I wished I treated myself.

Points 74
Comments 6
Views 2192

Made me laugh and hurt my feelings

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Views 871

Can someone please get Elon his journal?

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Views 574

Society has it all backwards

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Views 37190

I have questions

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Views 773

I am uncomfortable

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Comments 14
Views 1713

Just out here livin’

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I swear this feels more relevant each year I post it

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Comments 6
Views 808

Wild effect

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Comments 13
Views 806

They don’t call them fun bags for nothing

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Views 35568

Another cut paste poem - that post break up desire to slip into another realm to be together again

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Comments 6
Views 683

Need a reminder of your fleeting existence today?

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Views 55308

I’m no profesional,I’m just a mother trying to ensure my 4 year old has a great birthday

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Views 910

So Cottagecore

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Let’s not go pointing fingers okay Pam

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Elon right now

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Comments 13
Views 1114

Um is my horse okay?

Points 19
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Gently bathing myself in a river of compassion

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Just finished the friendship bracelets to give out as a party favor this weekend

Points 1778
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Louder for the ones in the back

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That about sums it up

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Comments 3
Views 1227

What’s the bet this Mansize only grows to 1.7m x 1.3m

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This could be us but you playin’

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I think it’s time to give into that urge

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Making stupid bracelets for my stupid friends give me ideas!

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This was hard hitting

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Um should we call someone or

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A wholesome thought

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Views 970

A very specific request

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Views 401

Happy Halloween from my happy Sim family and our son Luigi

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Comments 5
Views 1403

I’ve been expecting you

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Comments 1
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He’s not very stable but he’s making sense

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Comments 3
Views 894

Just a man and his cat watching some late night iPad

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Dark Elf + Forest Elf = Luigi ????

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Views 697

This is it

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The fact that my heel looks like a baby crowning tells me it might be time for some new socks

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Views 595

Oh hey

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Comments 3
Views 1030

Send this to your local self-described alpha

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Views 64934

Something tells me this will probably be an asshole boss

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Views 439

I really feel like my course provider is doing the most to try relate to the younger generation. This is not a complaint.

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Views 652

The day a flock of sheep stopped a police chase in New Zealand

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Views 1172

Spot the dinner guest

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Views 809

Monday mornings

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You ever not recognise your own father when he walks into your party because his costume is that great?!

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A nice hot shower after work

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Views 865

A cut paste poem - the conversation you have with yourself when you realise you have to break up with someone you love

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Comments 1
Views 942
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