Helped a tree give birth today

Sep 29, 2023 9:54 AM

Montanaebananae

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Helped a tree give birth today

It was a really special moment

Congratulations! It's a tree. Life is beautiful.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

does that count as branch manager?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beech birth?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

that’s not a tree. it’s an overgrown weed

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s a Japanese plum that grew from a seed. Only a weed if you don’t want it there :)

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Born with a full crown.

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MRS. MOORE: Is it a boy or a girl?

OBSTETRICIAN: Now, I think it's a little early to start imposing roles on it, don't you?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

That was treesome

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I don't think it will survive.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She helped too much, that baby tree didn't develop the muscles it would need to thrive.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the first 10s, I thought that was a crutch.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok...3s

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

elbowdeepinatree

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They come out as though soaked in wood.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

BUUUUUUUUSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!! Just tree more!!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you have become a branchmanager?

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Does this have something to do with that arbor-tion all the politicians are talking about?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Soak your trees in tree first.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for the title, made me chuckle

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, at least it wasn’t a beech birth. Those can be knotty.

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I don't understand filming yourself doing yard work

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I recorded this to send to my long distance partner - we record ourselves doing mundane tasks to send each other to feel like we are a part of each others daily lives - I don’t generally post them on the internet I just found this particular clip to be slightly humorous looking :)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is awesome. I hope they enjoyed it

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It suddenly occurred to me that I live in a world where people record themselves doing inane things, in what I can only assume is the hope that something interesting will happen, so they can post it on the internet for a brief moment of fame, and that a majority of the content I see is derived from this practice.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Somedays I record myself doing inane things to send to my long distance partner so she can feel like she was a part of my day (and vis versa) and this was just something I found looked funny in this particular clip. I don’t care too much for fake internet points, I just like the idea that it might bring a smile or a chuckle to someone else’s day as it did to mine :)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yuuup, right there with ya.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Crazy how nature be like that

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@Ngugi I FINALLY FOUND ONE OF THE ENTWIVES!!! :D

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Ent midwife, by the looks of her.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You think trees just grow on trees?

3 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

They do, but you have to feed them logs soaked in wood.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just be glad the baby didn't come out birch. That makes the treelivery difficult.

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I’m just glad the baby had all of its limbs.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

[golf clap]

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I simultaneously love this and hate this comment lol. +1

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*groans* Take your upvote

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If it's daddy was a birch, then it would have been a son of a birch

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I swear I hadn’t seen your comment before I posted mine 45 minutes later. Great minds and all that! ⬆️

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

You two with your puns leaf me no other option!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That log had a child.

3 years ago | Likes 485 Dislikes 1

That child? Albert Einstein.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

soak that child in log

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Yep and watch out for them f'ing seagulls too.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*scrunched up angry, confused face*

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Spit out my coffee. Well done.

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Came here just for this comment. Was not expecting it to be top comment. Thank you Imgur.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This was my first thought upon seeing this

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I hear this gif in two different versions.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For a second, my moron brain was thinking 'There are two different versions of the song?' lol

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