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10840 pts ยท August 22, 2019


The dino's face, or women's?

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It took me a full minute

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Impeccable pins

17 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHY ME????

18 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ie, engineering.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, engineering is the real off-ramp to both, as long as you can stomach a little of each.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He threw a branch at them at the end? It looked like they were already headed out of the muck, if that was his intent.... I'm not sure what's happening there.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

An exorcism may be in order here.

4 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Absurdity meter off the charts. +1

4 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Had a leech in my aquarium that came in with a shipment of worms. Definitely would not recommend.

6 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*wasabi usually isn't real. I've eaten at a couple sushi restaurants where the manager brought out the real stuff as a special somethin'.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Congrats! I had a period of buyer's remorse/anxiety with each house that I have purchased, if it's any consolation. This too shall pass.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, the things I learn on Imgur, to round out my education. I'm also impressed that they drew a nipple on the woman, in the diagram for the patent.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep, those carnivals with the quick breakdown rides that allowed them to transport them to the next town. It always added another degree of danger to the experience.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same - I was watching with the sound off, and was totally fixated on the dog.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#15 Looking to finish off whatever the accident that put him in the wheelchair started.

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I can confirm both.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could never figure out how the risk/reward ratio of running with the bulls would entice anyone to participate.

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I mean, I guess if you overlook their baggage.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whose is it this year?

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I was reading a story about his arrest just 5 minutes ago, with a pic of him wearing this ensemble, and the authority holding his arm gently, and couldn't help thinking, "Ya know, for a promoter of hypermasculinity........"

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't have Wildberries Prime membership, so I have to wait until I have over $35 worth of explosions in my cart for free delivery in 3-4 days. :-(

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

#10 Well don't just stand there - give it one more flip, and your job is complete!

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I had a pelican poop on me while coming in low for a landing. It felt like someone gave me a big slap on the back - with a wet hand. It also ruined my nice shirt, with the bright staining seaweed he had apparently been gorging on.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His mug looked more moose-like to me.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Now we have audience participation, da?"

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Interesting - it has the opposite effect on me, but that's not the first time I've heard that I'm not responding as expected... usually from a doctor.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That seems counterproductive to me, but maybe I just have weird wiring.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They were actually arrested for flagrant usage of "Che vuoi".

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Or just access anything quickly with Norton Commander.

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