Nosey one aren’t you?… Well… About me…let’s see… I was born on February 12, 1809 in a small log cabin at Sinking Spring Farm near Hodgenville, Kentucky. I was mostly self taught and had many interests including law and penguin wrestling… In 1832, I declared my candidacy for the Illinois House of Representatives… wait… that sounds like Abraham Lincoln’s backstory… Sorry… I was born sometime between 1155 and 1167 and given the name Temüjin, I was the eldest child of Yesugei, a Mongol chieftain of the Borjigin clan and as I grew up I began to gain followers and formed alliances with two prominent steppe leaders named Jamukha and Toghrul… Nope, sorry again… that’s Genghis Khan… I’m pretty sure I was never a Mongol leader… Actually, who the hell knows where I came from… its a big galaxy and it’s probably not important anyway… I like your planet and it’s generally pretty nice… there really a lot of humans on it and I’m not sure what the hell you all are up to but you seem pretty hellbent on destroying this place… you do know having a habitable atmosphere is kinda important… Right? You should be happy those polydactyl cats are watching over you frickin’ nincompoops… But whatever, I’m not spoiling the plot by telling you too much… Humans seem to like surprises… dinosaurs did too, but… never mind I’m not spoiling that story either if you didn’t already read the book… anyway… I’m gonna go make myself a sandwich… please try not to blow up the planet before I’m done… the cats will be really pissed off if they have to intervene again. Bye. Oh crap… I almost forgot… If you are here for the Quantum Axion Decoherance settings… You need to move the leftmost blue knob till the variance meter reads 22.841°, slide the green lever to 18.7764 Bgz, push the yellow flange squazzle four times, and set the phase retrieval arc to 179.84 millidrabits… or something like that… The worst thing that could happen is you trigger a Anoctic Interplane Cascade Implosion and the universe collapses in on itself again… I mean that literally is the worst thing that can happen… it’s pretty bad… don’t do that… Maybe don’t mess with the settings at all… Anyway… I gotta go sandwich… Bye.
Sure of course, my bad, he’s a real swell guy and the Republican Party definitely won’t back him if there is some sort of misunderstanding on his part about when he’s supposed to leave.
Right, right, right… and he didn’t try this 2020?… I’m sure he was only joking this time, right? I’m sure all the things he’s doing are just coincidence and it’s really nothing to be concerned about.
We all know this… the people who don’t understand this aren’t going to be swayed.
This guy definitely fucks kids too… they all condone it or fantasize about it, but this saggy sack of shit is definitely on somebody’s version of the Epstein files.
They ran on a “no wars” campaign, then immediately changed the name of the Department Of Defense to the Department Of War indicating they intended to make more wars as standard operating procedure… war was always the intention because it allows fascists to use any justification to loot the treasury for their their own personal profit.
I used to want to get a small boat until that orange shitgibbon... then I found out how that almost everyone around here who has a boat is a Nazi... the number of pro trump stickers on the boat owners cars, the number of homes with trump flags and boats in the driveway, the number of trump flags on boats at the marina, that killed it for me... that and the shitgibbon destroyed the economy to the point that I'll never afford even a rowboat... let the orcas have their way.
Unfortunately it was too much for Godzilla...
Had a stroke trying & Godzilla read = this that died he did fucking
lol... downvote the truth you pedo jellyfish loving fucks
We've had them infesting the White House since 2016 and 2024...
My money is on dead or totally fried... like brain wiped vegetable... the most recent picture shows his wife looking at the camera and him looking off vacantly to the left... the fucking ghouls literally propped him up from his death bed to take the fucking picture... I'd say it was disrespectful to his half live corpse, but it's Mitch McConnell and shitting on his face wouldn't be close to the disrespect he deserves.
He's been stuffed and mounted in a reclining pose with a big happy turtle grin on his face, so they can keep taking "proof of life" photos... in a serious country there would be arrests and jail time for all those keeping this vulgar charade going... but America isn't a serious country anymore... it's a stupid banana Republic.
Good... I hope he plummets too... off of something very tall.
Derrr... just like all the MAGAs who went down to that town in Texas where Vance and Hitler, uh I mean Shitler claimed there were caravans of immigrants flooding the streets and they saw no one except for the white people who live there who told them they were stupid for believing FOX. It must really suck being so stupid and gullible that you believe a bunch pastie alcoholics who fawn own a deranged pedophile.
Remember back in 2016 or 2017 when Twitter actually took down most of the Russian and Chinese bots and suddenly MAGAworld went almost silent for like a day?... yeah, that happened and it literally had republican politicians frothing mad, defending Russia and China using bots to create chaos and hatred in America, saying it was their right to do so. Fucking traitors and fascists, all of them.
FYI... that's an AI generated image... too many fingers on hands and too arms that don't belong to anyone in particular.
His eyes and his wife's eyes are not aimed in the same direction... they should have done a better job posing his embalmed corpse.
Yeah, once you embalm someone, it's hard to change their expression.
Okay... so they did a great job embalming him... show video or it's just his stuffed corpse being used as a prop like some 80s slapstick dark comedy.
lol, no... him pleasuring Putin, Bubba and Roy Cohn... nobody could "deep throat" him... there's nothing to deep throat... just a tiny sad little microscopic nubbin of a nubbin...
He really thinks "Dumocrats" is gonna catch on... he's just gonna just keep using that no mater how stupid it makes him look. "The dumocrats..." just shut the fuck up and choke on your tongue you fat stupid sack of shit.
Because it's cheaper and easier to whine and complain than to expend effort... besides the only movie he'd like to make would be a pathetic movie about him having actual friends who like him for who he is, and he knows nobody would ever believe something that ridiculous.
If alcohol poisoning induced diarrhea was a person.
Twenty years ago perhaps... not now. The entire GOP is pro-pedophile and will go to any length to protect their pedophile meal ticket. He will die without ever being prosecuted in any meaningful way for any of his heinous crimes.
Why? They'll be demoted or court martialed and they'd rather protect their careers than speak up. Besides, they probably voted for him.
A couple of years before he was installed as "president" the first time, he made some pathetic posts where he gushed about possibly meeting Putin (at a beauty pageant or something) and he sounded like such a pathetic loser pondering if he'd really get to meet him and shake hands with him... he's such a weak, submissive wimp who looks up to dominating figures that he loves to envision himself being forcibly made to fellate. How the fuck anyone could ever imagine this chump as manly is beyond me.
I was probably ten when I saw that episode (mid 70s) and have been saying that ever since... that and "this is a kangaroo court and you're all kangaroos!" (It's contextual though)... there are a bunch other good lines from the show, but I can't remember them at the moment
Well, to clarify... I remember when a lot of people thought he was an enigmatic genius who spoke humbly about grand visions of a utopic future during the early Tesla days... but it was a charade only. It really only took a brief look into his background to start showing red flags... but everyone was too desperate for another Steve Jobs (not a genius either) and the press gave them what they wanted. His "success" is the fault of mainstream media.
lol... Musk builds nothing. He pays people to let him take credit for their genius and labor. Musk is a pathetic parasitic loser who has spent his entire life trying to appear human. He doesn't even take the time to understand the things he tries to take credit for... at best he learns a few buzzwords and tosses them about in interviews to keep the charade going. He is angered by anyone who remotely confronts him with the truth because his entire existence is nothing but lies.
I suspect it wouldn't even have to be proven, it would just have to be accepted by enough people for companies to start employing charlatan "specialists" who were "experts" at divining who was who in previous lives... people are stupid enough to fall for psychics and religious leaders who drain their savings, they'd do it for corporations that blended the two to get society to accept "previous life debt". They already worship billionaire parasites that are actively trying to kill them.