41305 pts · March 28, 2017
For the longest time, I wanted him to survive long enough to go to prison. But since that’s clearly not going to happen…
Ain’t no shame in the med game
I’d be okay being the 11th province
To be ever so microscopically fair, Trump did question Ted Cruz’s eligibility for president during the 2016 primary
To be fair, the McDonalds workers are trying to get those burgers out as quickly as possible. If they took their time, they probably could make the burger look nicer. But then people would complain that it took too long, so they don’t
I grew up in Roanoke and yep, accurate
Mazel tov to both of you!
What is grief if not love persevering?
#38 odds are it’s a college-aged girl, if that makes you feel any better
Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is
I know I’m not supposed to pet the fluffy cows but they’re so fluffy!!
Good parenting but why are we posting this online? They’re just kids!
#19 Chameleons don’t change colors to camouflage. They change colors to communicate with other chameleons
#4 Anything’s a strapon if you’re brave enough
So, murder? If I shot someone I had no right to be pursuing in the first place and turned off the camera that would have recorded said crime, I would be in prison quicker than you could say “fascism”
You may not be interested in politics but politics is interested in you
“I got mine, screw you!”
Conservatism is simply the attempted justification of selfishness
So what you’re saying is, in order to continue the business, you need money! What incredible business acumen, this man has certainly earned his billions
#12 change “time travelers” with “poor people” and that’s pretty much true
No, they worship Allah which is a completely different thing /s
#27 I live in Florida and this is a common occurrence
Because that way *you* control who gets life and who doesn't. It's about control
The sad thing is how many LGBTQ people saw themselves in Harry Potter. It’s such a queer-positive story and now it’s ruined
Tbf, I loathe a lot of people who I was unable to vote for or against. But I’m also not a racist
This whole time I thought it was spelled “teepee.” I’m starting to think the American education system might have taught me an incomplete version of indigenous culture
I will not celebrate his or anyone’s death. But I won’t celebrate his life either
#4 I’m reading a book about the early days of Sesame Street and this is absolutely true. Sesame Street was specifically designed to reach minorities in the inner city. That’s why it was set on a street, because that was something their audience would understand. It’s literally always been woke!
Just off the top of my head, if you can afford an autism test for your kid, you can probably afford a medical circumcision too. Correlation ≠ Causation
I used to work at a wildlife reserve and I swear, rhinos are just 5,000 lb puppies
For the longest time, I wanted him to survive long enough to go to prison. But since that’s clearly not going to happen…
Ain’t no shame in the med game
I’d be okay being the 11th province
To be ever so microscopically fair, Trump did question Ted Cruz’s eligibility for president during the 2016 primary
To be fair, the McDonalds workers are trying to get those burgers out as quickly as possible. If they took their time, they probably could make the burger look nicer. But then people would complain that it took too long, so they don’t
I grew up in Roanoke and yep, accurate
Mazel tov to both of you!
What is grief if not love persevering?
#38 odds are it’s a college-aged girl, if that makes you feel any better
Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is
I know I’m not supposed to pet the fluffy cows but they’re so fluffy!!
Good parenting but why are we posting this online? They’re just kids!
#19 Chameleons don’t change colors to camouflage. They change colors to communicate with other chameleons
#4 Anything’s a strapon if you’re brave enough
So, murder? If I shot someone I had no right to be pursuing in the first place and turned off the camera that would have recorded said crime, I would be in prison quicker than you could say “fascism”
You may not be interested in politics but politics is interested in you
“I got mine, screw you!”
Conservatism is simply the attempted justification of selfishness
So what you’re saying is, in order to continue the business, you need money! What incredible business acumen, this man has certainly earned his billions
#12 change “time travelers” with “poor people” and that’s pretty much true
No, they worship Allah which is a completely different thing /s
#27 I live in Florida and this is a common occurrence
Because that way *you* control who gets life and who doesn't. It's about control
The sad thing is how many LGBTQ people saw themselves in Harry Potter. It’s such a queer-positive story and now it’s ruined
Tbf, I loathe a lot of people who I was unable to vote for or against. But I’m also not a racist
This whole time I thought it was spelled “teepee.” I’m starting to think the American education system might have taught me an incomplete version of indigenous culture
I will not celebrate his or anyone’s death. But I won’t celebrate his life either
#4 I’m reading a book about the early days of Sesame Street and this is absolutely true. Sesame Street was specifically designed to reach minorities in the inner city. That’s why it was set on a street, because that was something their audience would understand. It’s literally always been woke!
Just off the top of my head, if you can afford an autism test for your kid, you can probably afford a medical circumcision too. Correlation ≠ Causation
I used to work at a wildlife reserve and I swear, rhinos are just 5,000 lb puppies