A moderately sized DK dump of stolen memes for these trying times 2148.

Jul 26, 2026 10:48 AM

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Fun stuff.

#43 good and bad, I like it

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#5 please do not disturb Jimothy or any wildlife

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Except for horses. Right, John Oliver? https://youtu.be/eDQXmee_PHU

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#37
Oh wow... for years I've had one of those dispensers just with different branding... never even thought to wonder about the origins.

Thanks DK! \o/

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What even is that for?

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just for dispensing beverages. I used it for serving whiskey.

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#24 As a child of the late 1900s, yes, we called it "gorp" at camp.

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Go ahead and run #10 all the way back to 2001.

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#43 5/10 because the red will actually turn an icky brown after a while. Doesnt age as well as you hope.

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I was going to make a joke about OD'ing on anti-coagulants first, but then I googled and found some other tips https://cypaint.com/article/how-to-paint-with-blood-without-it-turning-brown I guess you'd realistically need an assistant to help.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Art doesn't need to last you Philistine! If it thrives in the moment and then fades it is all the more beautiful for it! Besides the pink stuff scattered around the walls gives everything a nice 3d texture. If they moved the setup a few feet back the hallway could work great with that effect.

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Dark humor disclaimer, please don't leave your loved ones with a house full of your blood and brain matter to clean up.

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Gotta tell ya, the disclaimer somehow made it darker.

21 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My morning ritual is complete. Thanks @deafkitten

5 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

This and coffee each morning if I can.

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#25 10/10 would sit on it

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#19 I prefer to wonder how sturdy it is. And all the things that could be done on top of it. Or on the side of it.

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#40 some people on this site were disappointed when they read 'my mares'

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That was a typo, it's supposed to say "my mates".

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Sure it wasn't supposed to be "night mares?"

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I am concern

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Hey @op, do you want a titty pic before I go to bed?

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Its gonna be this one, isn't it?
/gallery/DD2zYEr

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Sorry, a gentle person doesn't share and tell!

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#14

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#24 it's GORP. Good Old Raisins and Peanuts.

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As an Eagle Scout, this is the way.

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As a pigeon scout, cooooo, coo CooOOOoor. *ruffles feathers*

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You Odessey dez nuts!

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Kia Summer Sales Event? Slow down darlin, lets hold hands at the Toyotathon first!

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#31 this is why I eat lunch in my car, in the server room, or at my desk on hold with a Jurisdiction.

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Somewhat curious why you're on hold with a Jurisdiction

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Planning, permits and inspections. If I need a specific party the wait time can be substantial. Making the call around lunch means if anyone comes over, I can mouth „on a call“ and they'll typically leave.

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Nice!

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#24 We call it gorp. Stands for Gold Ol' Raisins and Peanuts.

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Apparently, this is what we call a 'backronym'. Sounds like it should be an acronym, so we made up something that fits. In an old copy of the OED (1913), gorp was defined as 'to eat greedily'. That's probably the original reason gorp got its name.

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Forgot about gorp, never knew the acronym. Praise be to Jimothy.

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Praise be to Jimothy!

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We claimed it stood for Granola Oats Raisins and Peanuts.

Oh, and M&Ms.

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I call it trail mix, but called it GORP when it was socially appropriate

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I can't have the schmogle anymore, due to a peanut allergy.

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Walton Goggins should sell his own version called "Walton's Scroggin".

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#40 Mayoneighs. Heh.

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An oldie, but it's a fun, clean pun.

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Stealing this for horse races next year the white horse is mayoneighs

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Yet another concerning/excellent dump

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If it ain’t concerning, it ain’t a DK dump.

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But man i haven't seen shaggyroots in a while. As bad as it sounds i hope he's banned since the other choice

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What happened to where he might be banned?

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well banned is preferable to dead is the statement here i believe not "he did somwthing to be banned"

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Neither shaggyroots nor potatocheesmonk have posted in 20 days. I'm hoping they've found something better to do together than post memes...

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#32 that’s him, that’s pink floyd

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Is he sure about that "we don't need no education" thing?

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Pinky Herman!

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#23

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Nailed it

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#10 Wait. Moo Deng wasn't 2024, that's years ago. It was only .... well, shit.

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Don`t worry. Today at coffe with friends I mention that one of our friend died about 5 years ago. In fact he died in 2007! I`m old yes :)

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Sad...funny? Confused....

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They've got the mask years wrong on there

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We never had mask mandates or travel restrictions in my state in 2020 because we believe in FREEDOM not science!

/s

Meanwhile here comes inevitable data centers, flock cameras, even higher costs for health care, Christian indoctrination in schools, ICE executing citizens in the street with impunity, concentration camps, etc.

But FREEDOM!

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It’s for the years above the picture. Not below. Took me a sec too.

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But there was another pygmy hippo..
She had a brother named Mars!

5 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Nah Mars is in America I think.

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Ah, you are correct. For some reason I thought Moodeng was too

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#10

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What the fuck is in the corner? Why is it the most annoying thing I've heard in a long time?

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That fucking shrill anime voice just drills through my head! Who could possibly enjoy that shit?

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Calmest Chibidoki stream

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We forgot about Paprika, the giant baby penguin.

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And Punch!

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And Punch, the baby monkey.

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Case and point, the big baby penguin is named Pesto lmao

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I knew I messed up lol

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Do you mean "case in point"?

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