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Jun 3, 2026 4:31 AM
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BarryTheCyborg
#17 ARE THEY PUTTING FAKE FUCKING TIMESTAMPS ON AI SLOP?!
djphydoux1701D
#15 Evey queen has a food taster. It's for safety.
TryTheGrayStuffItsDelicious
#4 I’m reading a book about the early days of Sesame Street and this is absolutely true. Sesame Street was specifically designed to reach minorities in the inner city. That’s why it was set on a street, because that was something their audience would understand. It’s literally always been woke!
adventureswithadhd
#5 I need to remember this for next year’s storybook parade. Definitely outside of the box (or book) thinking!
Sonicschilidogs
#12 honestly, if someone came into my retail job to return an unused item from 30 years ago, I would definitely run the return, that's funny as fuck.
tidepool
Mark it up $100, NWT vintage.
NachoPete
#7 nice
DrewK98
#2 Nobody's going to point out that one of them is ploughing and the other is pulling a train?
FinancialRavioli
It almost works.
cytherians
#12 --- on the flipside, they could probably sell it for more on a used market place. "Vintage clothes in absolutely NOS condition. Impossible to find anywhere!" 😏😉😄
TheDiscoVampire
FinancialRavioli
NGL... it was one of the top reasons for getting it done. It's really nice.
imyourrealdad
#13 the box of cream pies are a hint.
FinancialRavioli
It's an invitation.
phoenix0path
#7 nice.
eastend666
#10 We all know there's a market for that.
eastend666
#12 You'd think that when they scan the code some kind of date info would pop up.
HollaAtchaKoi
#17 our electricity bills are up because of this
locksmith9
#2 "I'm ploughing. And after I'm done here I'll be over to the field where the coughs say moo and the cats say meough."
MadamPuddifoot
#5 it bugs me that they misspelled lizard. 😕
tidepool
ISPY also is not a storybook, it’s a book of puzzles.
theredjuggler
I can't find the turtle!
CaldariBob
#3 Why are there a lot of pickles missing?
Wasnbo
In the jar, which is mostly together but broke because of label and lid.
pullingsixty
Slipped out of his hand halfway through eating them while he shopped.
FetaForMoses
Like they said, it’s tragic.
fartharder
#15 what a scamp
eromitlab
#17
DiabloGrandeArts
It's AI. Nano Banana Pro is the Google AI. Notice he has two brushes, but no paint palette.
BarryTheCyborg
And they put a fake fucking timestamp on it to give it more authenticity. Everyone involved deserves to be executed.
locksmith9
#17 You do know that "Nano Banana" on there means it's a.i., right? It's the equivalent of saying "Midjourney" or something.
huey9k
#20 is it infuriating to anyone else that the patty McFuckstick's uses on their Big Mac is a 1/10 pound patty? Even at two patties, that's not a Quarter Pound. Shit like this is why I'm a Burger King fan.
Turkleturts
Sure, but also 1/4 lb is insufficient for a burger. That's 113g. Where's the other 3/4 of the burger?
caerulakid
#18 *tearfully downvotes and blocks OP*
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
#14
Meanwhile, on the porch of every Canadian cottage:
pullingsixty
#19 She's got that Hank Hill physique going on perfectly.
RexRexroththe1st
tidepool
Listen. Genetics are not kind to all of us.
pullingsixty
Tell me about it. I'm the last of three. Totally got stiffed.
NotSomoneElse68
#18 I mean, so what. I'm cost to the year 2100 than the year 1800, too. Hell, I'm closer to the year 1,000,000 AD than the year 1,000,000 BC.
IceWeaselX
#14
It's not entirely made of those bats. The rockers, seat, and top of the backrest are all the wrong size and shape to have been repurposed bats.
AmyBethMegJo
Perhaps they have been soaked in wood.
quasisentience
#20 https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MDYxNXhtam94Y2dxZDNsMXV2eHM1YzR4cHd4dmF6azZjbWkxcHZ2dSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/GyRX93ai5DdsI/200w.webp
gronzilla
It was delivered even before the order was placed
eronth
Incredible. Truly insane how global tracking can benefit us, the regular joe, even today.
gronzilla
#19 https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MDYxNXhtam94Y2dxZDNsMXV2eHM1YzR4cHd4dmF6azZjbWkxcHZ2dSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/GyRX93ai5DdsI/200w.mp4
mike13815
DrewK98
But that's not the left.
nesurame
directions are relative
Quizz25S
None pizza left beef
cytherians
#3 -- I was in the ACME supermarket, the pasta & sauce aisle. Some older dude with a disheveled look about him lost his balance for a bit, fell into the sauce shelf causing several bottles to fall forward and smash into pieces on the floor. "Oh. OK. I'm outta here." And he bolts off down the aisle. I'm standing there, with some of the sauce having hit my shoes. Around the corner, a grocery clerk appears. "What happened?" I turned to point... shithead was now out of sight. Camera check time!
🤨🙄
huey9k
Camera check time? For what? That greedy ass shitstore has insurance. for what we have to pay for groceries, they damned well better fucking have insurance.
cytherians
They were going to hold me responsible for the broken sauce bottles. The manager went into the back and reviewed the video, saw that it wasn't me who did it, so the cops weren't called. That's how it played out.
drGrafenberg
#20 Why are there three fees for delivery and a massive tip for the same?
viila
The delivery fees pretty much go to Doordash, the tip is your bid to tempt someone to actually pick up the order. It's fucked up.
click4567
Even then they don't get the full tip iirc
huey9k
The delivery fees pretty much go to Doordash, The service3 fee goes to Doordash, and the tip... goes to DoorDash.
YES, DOORDASH STEALS TIPS.
#FUCKDOORDASH
FinancialRavioli
We really need to stop ordering a private limousine to deliver lunch.
anjeleyezjr
The ever increasing fees are really fucked up, yeah. The bid bid to get people to pick up the order is significantly less so. Having to drive over 10 miles for $2 is the fucked up bit. Thank fuck we don't have to take those orders if we don't want to. (I sometimes drive for doordash)
rukeman
Over $22 for a Big Mac is about $20 too much.