Patrone26

3488 pts · January 26, 2020


Why do old guys wear their pants so damn high?

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Juwanna Mann already did this back in 2002

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 that's Hespeler Arena

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was by far the best episode in either season of that show.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh come on, only Democrats can sink so low as to steal elections, and only while Republicans are in power /s

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If each Canadian rakes 55 hockey rink-sized areas of forest, we could get it done to please the Pedi-POTUS.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He wants us to rake all the pine needles out of our 4 million square kilometers of forests.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My right shoe would be red as well

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And afterrrrallllll

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I said mayyyybeeeee

1 month ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Get in! We're riding in it down to see the Titanic. It's completely safe, I tested it myself.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

UFC fans acting like this? Shhhhhhhockinnnnng.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't it ironic?

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Turkish get up your ass

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Céline Dion is a goddamn Canadian cultural icon.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but he's soft on crime. /s

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My cousin is married to a prominent basketball coach for a Canadian university. When I attended their wedding for the first time in my adult life many of the people in the room, even the women, were taller than me and it freaked me out a little.

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's about where mine is.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was expecting "your penis" about 17 seconds in

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Give it to me baby! Bacluck! bacluck! And the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a blue guy.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dick Durbbin is my porn alias.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just passed out. They will be fine with a few hours of sleep and a greasy breakfast.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Introduce him to Portal and Portal 2

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sorry to hear it. (I'm Canadian)

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Finger 11"

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Icing is when the puck come down the ice, my arm go "comme ça", then the game stop then start up.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The North-Eastern states and West coast states are welcome to join Canada.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

With the glasses on he looks like Radar from the show MASH

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0