NoNoNodontstoparockin

9221 pts ยท March 14, 2013


I saw Sleepwalkers in the theater when it first came out & the incest scene made the entire audience gasp in unison.

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Bob's Burgers? As in "what is Bob's Burgers?" Or, "Bob's Burger, really?"

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you know there is a Bob's Burger cook book out there with episode specific recipes ?

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Elephants are my favorite Elephants out of all the Elephants.

1 day ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You had me at Meat Tornado

5 days ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Was that a picture of Vigo ?

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aren't they to big to eat ?

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is she using the Foot Fist Way ?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If your using fresh rice for fried rice then reduce the water & cook time both by 25%.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I recently learned that Racoons are descended from Pandas. The term trash Panda all of a sudden made so much more sense.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Godfather of Grappling

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, what did Gianni write ?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nickelback is violent music. Every time I listen to Nickelback I want to kill Nickelback.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eat some lettuce

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm in Rocky River, Ohio & you can see the smoke in the air & it smells like campfire everywhere.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Is there any consequence for not answering ? Anything ?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Show her your pianist

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

I wish for another Genie blowjob

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's probably fork lift certified.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like he considered putting his arm around her with his hand positioned on the small of her back then came to his senses.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Rather than be called the back story shouldn't it be the butt story ?

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Instead of a Communion wafer you get a chicken nugget & instead of Communion wine it's gravy.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Laces out !

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Plop !

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plop !

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's see you do that at Cedar Point on the Top Thrill 2

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You know your Judo well !

3 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Brewster's Millions anyone ?

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One player on each team gets to conceal a knife

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like when I'm standing on soft carpet & fumble my phone for no reason but try to recover it & instead of dropping my phone on carpet I spike it against the wall.

4 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0