@yougotjamed there's a scammer working your comments with a "dickbutt.pics" link (sometimes switched to "wtf-product"). If you could edit a note to not click it into your post, they'll repost it/re-upvote it to the top every time the mods delete it for 24 hours. It's fully automated, so the only way to make them go away is crater their clickthrough by the @op warning off everyone
someone asked me once why metalheads are so nice i said 'i guess it's because we know how hard it is to be different. there's no reason to turn around and make things harder for someone'
i slipped one time in a pit, and never even made it to the ground, was just lifted right back up onto my feet, got a bunch of pats on the back, and then got shoved around some more
Standard pit etiquette there. As someone who's both been helped up and has helped others up uncountable times since I started going to shows with pits in the early 90s.
Nice, I was at a Slipknot show once and a girl when down hard in the middle of the pit, I picked her up and helped her to the side. I was sure I'd have to fight my way back through like 50 feet of people to get back to where I was. Ended up taking like 10 seconds, everyone I passed helping her out just moved to the side so I could get back. It was awesome.
I actively avoid anything with a “core” suffix, while repeating to myself “just because you hate it doesn’t make it bad. It just means it’s not for you.”
I like a lot of the bands that fall into various "core" genres, especially being from New England. Also baba like Botch, Dillinger, Cave In, Between the Buried and Me, Car Bomb, and Pupil Slicer.
But I also love old-school death metal (Suffocation, Obituary, Death) and thrash (especially Testament). AND Stoner, Doom, Black Metal, you name it :)
Basically there's at least ONE band in every genre that I enjoy.
People at metal shows have always been very polite and friendly. We will gleefully crash into you and knock you to the ground. We will also pull you up and give you a big sweaty hug when the song is over.
I dont think people understand how upset we would have been if she showed us her arbys beef flaps. Us cat lovers want to see all the cute cats. And then reciprocate by showing you our 5,000 cat photos. Cats are simply the best.
My girlfriend will happily show you 6,139 photos of her pussy. Even if you don't particularly make a polite ask, but just show signs of, y'know, being conscious.
Exactly what I would have hoped for I wanna see who could win in a cuteness contest, yours or my nephew. And I'm warning you. This is one of two nephews. It only gets cuter
Look at him and my niece. I'm gonna have to do like 5 days sitting for all three. My joke, if I have to look after drunks, kids, or dogs, I need a paycheck. She gonna be much energy and first two days of sitting gonna be HOT as balls
sh17picker69000420
Why is it BLACK!?!?!?
BeaverOnFire
aerodynamit3
She zoomed
insanitycontinuum
He asked for it
aerodynamit3
Dressed like that? Absolutely
PumpkinDriver5
Mumalot
I assumed it was gonna be a cat pic...
I'd honestly be a lil miffed if it was actually muff tbh.
anegativecreep
Itssullyandcheddar
Due to morning wood, time zones, and the rotation of the planet, there is a huge crowd wave of hard dicks constantly circling the Earth.
pullingsixty
Okay, well now I'm picturing a boner wave at a Blue Jays game, thanks. You're not wrong though.
Itssullyandcheddar
You are warmly welcome.
jonhamsandwich11
Krackajak78
Came to post, Ty 😻🤘
GroteB
RIP Pyretta, she was indeed very cute
invertedcenter
Hillarious! Who is that?
OrdinarilyBob
https://youtu.be/rmTufAQz5MI
BautaStein
There is no way the Hipster dude didnt expected it
yellwfever
SomebodythatIusedtonope
nonickname23
OhIfIMust
manateesontapestries
ms. slocombe was probably into some kinky stuff 😏
GingerLaird
Nah, she just really liked her cat.
manateesontapestries
More than one thing can be true :)
dank69
Then he showed her pics of his cock:
BellsTheorem
You took my response.
PocketWatcher
Sorry to hear that. Here, replace it with a picture of my fat cock
orp0piru
IliveIdyeIliveagain
likerice
Thank goodness it wasn't one of those hairless ones!
MissIWasntItching
They're all good pussies, dude.
NinjaCongo
*shows him vag pic*
*him, mildly shocked: Girl wtf...?
Madalchemist2018
Glad it wasn't bald. The hairless ones look a little funny.
Evenmoreuselessname
@yougotjamed there's a scammer working your comments with a "dickbutt.pics" link (sometimes switched to "wtf-product"). If you could edit a note to not click it into your post, they'll repost it/re-upvote it to the top every time the mods delete it for 24 hours. It's fully automated, so the only way to make them go away is crater their clickthrough by the @op warning off everyone
CyberHexx
Metal heads are the best fucking people. Change my mind.
Redshadow09
saw this coming a mile away lol XD
NorseArtemis
Would have responded with wanna see mine?
FireSolvesProblems
I'd be ready with pictures of my cat.
Jaqdakloun
Still not disappointed
DarthGoodguy
JamesAHarrod
Exactly what I expected to see
IllegalDuckling
Metalheads being some of the sweetest people once again
CobainsSarcoma
someone asked me once why metalheads are so nice i said 'i guess it's because we know how hard it is to be different. there's no reason to turn around and make things harder for someone'
GravyEducation
I lost my glasses in a mosh one time and thirty seconds later they got handed back to me
corbor4
i slipped one time in a pit, and never even made it to the ground, was just lifted right back up onto my feet, got a bunch of pats on the back, and then got shoved around some more
BorkBorkasson
Standard pit etiquette there. As someone who's both been helped up and has helped others up uncountable times since I started going to shows with pits in the early 90s.
ProbablyCrazier
Nice, I was at a Slipknot show once and a girl when down hard in the middle of the pit, I picked her up and helped her to the side. I was sure I'd have to fight my way back through like 50 feet of people to get back to where I was. Ended up taking like 10 seconds, everyone I passed helping her out just moved to the side so I could get back. It was awesome.
NachoPete
As long as you don't ask them what "Real Metal" is. :D
DidItForScience
And as long as you stay away from NSBM fans. Well, you're probably OK if you're white.
PosthumousExile
It's only real metal if it can stick to my fridge
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
GravyEducation
theobstruction
It's obviously mariachi metal.
GravyEducation
Nacho Pete King of the metal beat
NachoPete
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dXM1bmNqdGc3MXh4NXY4dmNsaG44Zjd3d3BwNmd6Y2kzeHh1MXJvayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ZRiMLJWIzQ3kc/200w.webp
GravyEducation
Affray
igglebotato
tungsten, or as the ancients called it, wolfram
Megadestructo
I'm seeing the gatekeeping a lot less these days and it's wonderful (I am a 49yo metalhead). But good-natured, spirited debate is always fun.
Dryish
Keep the core genres out of my metal. I'm cool otherwise.
MechKelly
Some of the New England HC is kinda good. But yes, wholly agree otherwise.
anegativecreep
I actively avoid anything with a “core” suffix, while repeating to myself “just because you hate it doesn’t make it bad. It just means it’s not for you.”
SexGolem
I kind of like dinocore because it makes fun of itself.
Megadestructo
I like a lot of the bands that fall into various "core" genres, especially being from New England. Also baba like Botch, Dillinger, Cave In, Between the Buried and Me, Car Bomb, and Pupil Slicer.
But I also love old-school death metal (Suffocation, Obituary, Death) and thrash (especially Testament). AND Stoner, Doom, Black Metal, you name it :)
Basically there's at least ONE band in every genre that I enjoy.
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
I'll show you mine if you show me yours...
jursamaj
We had a lovely siamese like this when I was growing up.
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
She's only part siamese, she has the markings & coloring, and the blue eyes, but she's not neurotic.
JabberwockySuperfly
InappropriateElephant
My cat has zero dignity.
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
Maybe, but that show that they trust you.
ChelVanin
It’s good pussy
vorodar
Very hairy.
GravyEducation
Bront
BARP
They're all good pussies, Bront!
EvPointMaster
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hotrodny
Well, that's the beauty of torrenting :)
onecowboytoo
JaimeLannistersRightHand
Does she actually say that?
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JaimeLannistersRightHand
Thanks! May your elbow find many a goblin
CorvidPrime
Exactly what he was hoping for.
Procrastinator57
I was expecting something more exotic..
DethKap
Same
thisiscatman
Exactly what WE were hoping for.
LenneSamunai
Id be hoping for that as well. Kitties are the best!
mockingbird75
Clearly not a woodstock 99 environment. We're evolving (hopefully)
anegativecreep
People at metal shows have always been very polite and friendly. We will gleefully crash into you and knock you to the ground. We will also pull you up and give you a big sweaty hug when the song is over.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Plot twist the picture she pulls up changes depending on who is asking.
ChicanoBatman
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Y2Zpb2syNTNodmVvdmczczVhcWdveWYxc2YzNTM0dWVqbDRiZWVtMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/CHb5s6tyPZnCTvOort/200w.webp
pdhackley
Dobby!
akafluffy
bald pussy :o
akafluffy
start the countdown!
TheWhiteBarry
Just a little surprised that it was black
tizme
Well, the curtain matches the drapes.
magila
I think he was hoping to see her beaver.
IToldYouSo1
🗽🤣
unluckyandbored
It's what I would have wanted too.
iluvdis
I dont think people understand how upset we would have been if she showed us her arbys beef flaps. Us cat lovers want to see all the cute cats. And then reciprocate by showing you our 5,000 cat photos. Cats are simply the best.
mrputter
My girlfriend will happily show you 6,139 photos of her pussy. Even if you don't particularly make a polite ask, but just show signs of, y'know, being conscious.
anegativecreep
I mean…. I would be happy either way.
CorvidPrime
I’ve had my cat for 8 months. I have 900 photos/videos of him already.
sfrinlan
rookie_numbers.gif
Aeonika
Usually I have the same amount of incredibly stupid nicknames for them by then as well
GravyEducation
Exactly what I would have hoped for
I wanna see who could win in a cuteness contest, yours or my nephew. And I'm warning you. This is one of two nephews. It only gets cuter
penandsword
That’s a very bold statement considering the overwhelming cuteness of this first specimen. I hope you’ve brought evidence!
GravyEducation
Look at him and my niece. I'm gonna have to do like 5 days sitting for all three. My joke, if I have to look after drunks, kids, or dogs, I need a paycheck. She gonna be much energy and first two days of sitting gonna be HOT as balls
theshinobi23
That dude's about to tell you "Remember who you are"
GravyEducation
Cho-Simba
Yakeshinu
Tsuki says mlem!
Lostcause103
Edd and Clyde say hello
Vercury
Bodhi says hello!
DarthHypno
Ginger says "I'm sleeping come back later"
GravyEducation
Uh I'm gonna be the cats uncle and thats simply a fact
monkeyontherun4
Awww cute buddy!
GravyEducation
Deploying nephew number Two plus doggo. I'm sitting on Thursday. Wish me luck with the energetic doggo
adamlstf9
Those are good bebes!!
GravyEducation
Simply the best, would die for them
monkeyontherun4
Nephew number two acknowledged.... Reports of doggo in the area, reports of doggo with a treat are in the area use cation.
GravyEducation
Fire danger close on wet food for Gato, doggo cannot reach the wet food, repeat doggo cannot secure the Friskies, over
Zeeall
Swooning from a picture of a cat. Yup, thats a metalhead alright!
mikeatike
https://youtu.be/rmTufAQz5MI
Zeeall
There is a photo book about it too. https://www.vice.com/en/article/cats-and-the-metalheads-who-love-them/
Megadestructo
I own that book and it's glorious. If you follow Rob Halford (singer of Judas Priest and metal god)'s Instagram, it's basically him and his cats!
Madcaplaughs84
Thanks for that amazing gift idea. Lol
mothmam
I was literally going to say the same hahaha! It’s glorious! Beautiful metal men and their kitties.