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https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-home-depot-white-house-renovations-11033019
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-oval-office-redesign-includes-193251165.html
Jul 23, 2026 11:51 AM
Iblamemyparentstoo
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https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-home-depot-white-house-renovations-11033019
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-oval-office-redesign-includes-193251165.html
zumnet2
The kitschman cometh.
Hovencl00f
Maximum Uglification by the Guru of bad taste!
EverNotRelevant
At this point, I am asking for the metaphors to stop being so heavy handed
WowThatUsernameIsSoOriginal
The decorating is obviously not done yet, there is some white apparent here and there.
InnerBushman
Because you didn't lock up a rapist, you made him a president instead.
chrispisme
Well, to be honest it looks like a work in progress. It looks like they ran out of room for gold bling bling, I’m sure once they’re finished adding more gold it’ll look……oh fuckit I can’t do this
mrscharmingmotherfucker
The offal office.
moecurlylarry
Omg that’s tacky
Rendova
You think that is impressive, wait till you see the National Debt.
PoliticalWanderer
Well, we’ve reached peak tackiness.
LebistusReticulatis
It’s very expensive to make a room look this cheap
Brando52
https://youtu.be/dp6BIDCZRic?is=OLj0FBAhi6pjiiEA
This is trump in a nutshell.
TheIronPenguin
Is that fifa world cup thing at the end something they give the host nation of any world cup or did they cook up yet another trophy for trump?
kimwimgoddess
TheIronPenguin
Oh right, it's that one. Thanks! I somehow remembered that as a medal he pocketed. Must have mixed it up with the medal that was part of the fifa peace prize bs.
RichardPenne
A Russian asset is in the White House
drdorman86350
I didnt think bedazzled was still in fashion.
VinnyVeritas
At this point, when we are finally rid of this pig, it may be simpler to re-designate the current White House as the Whore House Dorm for Republican Representatives. Better to just build a new White House to avoid the likely contamination from #45
custardandfishfingers24
It's horrible. Biden had so much more class!
BearPerson
When a clown sits on the throne, the clown doesn't become a king, the castle becomes a circus.
ArturoChinaco
ZackWester
what we see in Leningrad is real gold, designed whit intent in the 1700 where every piece tells a story (or when that was) what trump got is random crap tossed willy nilly. Leningrad is a purpusfill custom order handwork what trump got is knock off IKEA items just thrown in.
CommunCreator
* purposeful
ZackWester
thank you tried to write it 3 times and my spellchecker was suggesting everything but purposeful.
MoonMoon89
A poor man's idea of a rich man.
trinxter
Tasteless little spunker lives there.
Nuclearun
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/03/trump-style-dictator-autocrats-design-214877/
zer0vector
As ugly as the human inside.
AlexSomething
Because a classless, tasteless, talentless moron is in office.
You're looking at the purest form of a poor man's idea of rich.
Goldensands
A manifestation of american history and people.
certainlynotaserialkiller
well, he was elected by his peers.
BrdCdn
America is getting what it deserves. That people are only bitching online and doing jack shit proves it.
Dapperworth
He's lumbering around with fake gold bits and glueing the on. The man is like the Antichrist for taste.
StellarJay77
He is just the Antichrist full stop. The man embodies every sin and trait warned about it in the Bible.
StellarJay77
Just for clarity sake, the man has provably committed every single one of the 7 deadly sins:
1. Pride - he hates being snubbed or questioned about anything
2. Greed - I don't even need to clarify this one
3. Lust - he's been found criminally liable for rape
4. Envy - again, I don't even need to clarify
5. Gluttony - Everything covered in tacky gold or implemented to excess
6. Wrath - numerous recordings of him losing it on staffers and others
7. Sloth - golfing (especially now while at war)
FredGarvinMaleProstitute
wrong metaphor. the office wasn't a pig. the pig moved in.
Goldensands
To the educated, that vile shitstain of a house is absolutely a pigsty, and thats being kind. You think america is the only country america robbed of healthcare? Drumpf is a symptom, not the disease.
Iblamemyparentstoo
I'm not referring to the Oval Office as being the pig, obviously Im referring to trump being the pig and all the cheap fake gold Home Depot embellishments isn't going to change that fact
nosnowyno
When a pig moves into a palace…
aRootinaTootin
The palace becomes a pig.
Iblamemyparentstoo
The pig makes it a sty
foxpotate
Well there is the fact that he is bower bird brained and loves shiny shit even if it has no intrinsic value. However the wall clutter is vertical a form of horder behavior. Likely stemming from his father's DIY MKUltra abuse keeping trump in a sensory deprivation chamber of an apartment. Also he likely decorated Epstein's living room.
breakingcode
Epstein Island, Epstein Estates & Pedo-Shitler's estates & now the white house all have the same tacky look and feel. A "Coping mechanism" for people w/dementia/senility is to make new environments look and feel like their familiar ones to make them more comfortable. Also all the gaudy white house flair is cheap Chinese shit painted gold ($1-2) that the taxpayers paid millions for. EVERYTHING Pedo-Shitler touches has Pedo-Nazi corruption built into the invoice.
WisconsinCentral2714
I knew Fred was a shitty father, but I haven't heard about the apartment thing
foxpotate
Go check out mary trump's channel. She spills all the dirt.
WisconsinCentral2714
that's his neice, right? The one that wrote a book about how fucked up he is?
foxpotate
Yup
GrimleyGraves
Look, he even duplicated the ugly painting... oh, wait, thats trump.
ProjectDA
it could also be that hes really into aristocrats. he has tried to mimic palaces im some of his building designs. even his 'trump arch' is just a rehash from an aristocratic era. i wouldnt be shocked if he announced a statue of himself pointing a sword at mexico.
beejay389034
What is that painting above the fireplace in Epstein's living room?
welcometothedystopia
It's an expressionist painting (possibly Trump) from what I can find - sources aren't great. It's signed "Melia" in the bottom right corner. Sold at auction about a year ago.
https://www.invaluable.com/auction-lot/expressionist-style-oil-on-canvas-1249-c-004406db99
9">https://www.invaluable.com/auction-lot/expressionist-style-oil-on-canvas-1249-c-004406db99
>https://www.reddit.com/r/artcollecting/comments/1qlywwq/looking_for_background_info_on_an_expressionist/
Epstein's house was full of really fucking weird art like a big painting of Bill Clinton wearing a blue evening dress.
foxpotate
No idea, google is being especially useless for anything associated with Epstein. And google was already trash.
bananabonanza3
Did it look like this before Trump came in? Or was it just the model planes he added as his obsession with the military industrial complex?
kimwimgoddess
He added all the gold shit on the walls, the crown molding, the door molding, the gold picture frames, the shit on the fireplace mantle, the fake FIFA peace prize. Anything with fake gold on it, he added. It used to look stately, now it looks trashy.
xtav
That isn't the FIFA "peace prize". It's the 2025 FIFA Club World Cup, a separate trophy that FIFA loaned for safe-keeping, but he decided to keep, so they had to make another one for the actual winners of the tournament.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIFA_Club_World_Cup#Trophy
kimwimgoddess
right. I looked it up, but forgot to edit. and imgur doesn't let me fix it. oh well.
LurkingSarcasm
It did not look like a blind Russian oligarch used it as a storage room for extra paintings and foam accents painted gold.
bananabonanza3
Yeah wow, I looked up pictures of obama’s office. Trump’s taste is absolutely abhorrent
FraudulentPepsi
You've posted tons of political stuff. How do you not know that Trump redecorated the oval office?
bananabonanza3
Cuz it’s exhausting to keep up with all the damage this fuckwit is doing to… everything. And his vapid vanity projects ultimately have less impact on the average American than ICE murdering people on the streets, the constant wars and million other things.
FraudulentPepsi
Sure, but this is kind of like not knowing that Trump was on reality TV at this point. You can't really know all the other stuff without hitting this on a regular basis. It’s talked about a lot. Like, a lot.
literallymike
He's just so. Fucking. TACKY.
DaveSamsonite
He was jealous of Versailles where he signed the surrender agreement when he signed a peace agreemenr with $400 billion payout to Iran and exchange for getting out of his idiotic strategic weapon, depleting Epstein diversion.
So he thinks that glowing gold plated plastic things around the White House makes it classier.
PinkyTheUnicorn2
A poor man's idea of a rich man. A stupid person's idea of a smart person. A coward's idea of a tough person.
Iblamemyparentstoo
He's decorated like his toilet in trump tower
Rubyrose99
Accurate metaphor for what he's done to the country.
HandoB4Javert
MediocreExtremist
Look at how empty the ceiling is! Bizzar how that is not gold plated yet. And why does he wear a dark blue suit and not a shiny golden one?
creepwood
I showed my gf Devil's Advocate a few days ago, one scene is in DT apartment, I told her and that's what she screamed
Nuclearun
Hey Look! I get to bring up this article again!
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/03/trump-style-dictator-autocrats-design-214877/
Skevoid
Yeah it would be super tacky if it was just gold, but the spray-painted plastic crap that doesn't look like gold is next level.
exbenedict
You can’t buy taste
Meetgeorgejetson4510
His taste is all in his mouth.
Legomaniac91
He is, and always has been, white trash in a fancy, ill-fitting suit.
yamsonyamsonyams
The suits are the funniest part to me
A well made suit is comfortable and makes literally and man hotter. It’s a scientifically proven fact.
The only reason most of us dont have tailored custom suits is because they’re expensive af.
Trump, however, is a billionaire. He wakes up every day and chooses to wear cheap suits that don’t fit him.
I get not wanting to wear a suit - I wouldn’t wear one even if i were rich. But if I did, I’d have one made, or at least tailored!
Neurisko
He's a cheapskate and he never pays his bills. He may have gotten decent suits in the past but probably never paid for them. He burns all his bridges eventually. So now he has to get cheap suits, and probably doesn't even pay for them, he probably made a deal to tell people he wears their suits so he can get them free.
Aranon1183
I'm not doubting you, but "scientifically proven" seems like a bit of an over exaggeration. Lol
yamsonyamsonyams
As a certified scientician, I can confirm it is real
Legomaniac91
It's an ego thing. Any suit tailored to fit him would highlight his obesity, poor posture, and all around ugliness.