IntelligentLake

38705 pts ยท December 18, 2018


I am at least 60% water

Can I pet that dog?

4 hours ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Khajiit is innocent of this crime! I mean, it's not in the floor, is it? Case closed!

16 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They work better when you get them wet first.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You just didn't have your ducks in a row before posting, it happens, don't worry about it.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No wonder they gave the wrong order, they didn't see who it was for with the delivery address all messed up. Really should get that fixed.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its a camera from before color was invented, It remembered that wonderful moment when color came in, and wanted to try to relive it again.

3 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Khajiit is innocent of this crime!

4 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dictators don't need to run for president. Since elections have been manipulated since 2024, they will only hold one if they know they win.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4. Everyone will be so sad after he'll get a setback in about a week and dies again this time for real.

5 days ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Hey! Give Tiffany back her pin! She might need it for the diapers of her babies or something.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It is dark; you are likely to be eaten by a grue.

5 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Normally yes, but that would squish the kids, and it's a safety rope, so they're safe.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Be careful, there may be a murder or other birds in the bushes with how many you hold in your hands.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of course they would. Every action has an opposite reaction, so when it hits the elastic rope, it stops and then gets propelled backwards.

6 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Lots of hairballs.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That sounds just like something a rainbow colored eggplant from the 3rd planet around Betelgeuse would say.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, I have the rice cooker, and the rice, but no matter what I do, I can't get the shrimp to make the rice.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure you can't eat 140 people, even with ketchup.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just tell your brother "I thought you would be interested. You've always been a bit weird to be honest."

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"That isn't going anywhere" Advanced Pro version.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would you still love her if she was a worm?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not chasing them that's the problem, it's that they catch them and bury them!

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

So is it going to be "He got killed trying to escape", "they committed suicide", or "We deported Pllego(LL) not Pliego. Can't find either."?

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

If you still see reflections and such, it means they're trying to watch over you and support you. So try to not feel too bad about it.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It isn't CSI, they can't zoom in on the white of your eyes and reverse it and see what porn you're watching.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nothing is stopping you from wearing them, or giving them to others to wear.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I have a joke abou... never mind, I already finished.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You forgot licensing-costs, so it'll probably cost $50M, with $5M for materials, etc.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The bullet holes make them taste extra spicy.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0