Filanwizard

222185 pts · April 21, 2015


Strahm 3rd pitch of that night, having a batter dead to rights with two strikes and then Grand Slam. That has gotta be the nightmare of any closing pitcher.

15 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I hear about Orange Julius all the time but strangely I have never once seen one. Our mall did not have it, They never opened up in Danbury Fair. I can name brands that probably go more obscure though. "Nobody Beats the Wiz"(Home electronics), Caldor, Bradlees, Saturday Matinee.

15 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

also why "They don't build em like they used to" is in fact a good thing. The market segment equal from say 40 years ago probably would have had its roof fold in.

23 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How the fuck is it taking this long to modify two jumbo jets? I mean seriously the Empire State Building was built in a fucking year and a few months and I doubt altering two jets is more complex than 102 story skyscraper.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I forget if they still do but the creator of Blue HamHam did at one time have lore for them. Something like space hamsters that love music.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The hamhams build a nuclear music box while covering Marshmallow.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At least the beanie babies were yours, Anybody could right click a pixel monkey and use it as their user icon. If a run of a specific beanie baby ends that is it, whatever is in the world is what is made.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

probably drugs or insulting a trans person on Twitter.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This image has one flaw, he should be sitting in front of one of those vending machines for scratching lottery tickets.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My chevy truck has drain holes in the bed and frame because the cargo area of pickup trucks tends to have a chance of water exposure.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good, because their stupid name is still illegal. Unless Congress says otherwise the DoD is still the DoD.

3 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

We had a stove that actually had a light built in just over the knobs on the back panel and we left that on all the time if someone was going to be out late. The stove was also this weird yellow called Harvest Gold. Unit must have been from the 1970s.

3 days ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I think in one of the 1980s Superman movies some goons tried to stick Kent into something like this but for cars. It did not go well for the machine.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like the Star Wars speeder would be the easiest to slide. No wheels trying to have traction and prevent it.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They should rerelease this movie, its good fun and would probably do better than some regurgitating live action remake.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work in retail and sometimes to people i know when they buy cigarettes i do the “you want to buy some death sticks”.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The 50s and 60s did have jello creations that would probably be war crimes if dropped on an enemy.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If Joe was running a crime family then he did a bad job because he never had Orange whacked.

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Kill the headlights and put it in neutral, Taco Bell coming for the hubby under juice control.

It does not align perfectly but hey perfect alignment is best left to a professional like Weird Al.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You can find sidewalk dining in many US cities. Especially older ones where sidewalks and transit are king.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#39 even if Valarian was a sub-optimal movie it still had an amazing opening.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Imagining the driver rolling up on the house like in those detective shows where they kill the headlights and pull up across the street.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If it was not for the mental trauma to the motorman/engineer, I would say the world would be better place if Elon got hit by a train.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can tell the intelligence of the corvid, Bird knew the button made the water come out, just cannot push it on its own. location is probably something like Death Valley, still morning if only 38c.

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Automatics all have parking brakes too. In my truck it’s a pedal all the way to the left. It would be right by the clutch if Chevy still made manuals.

4 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Lots of people do not know the parking brake exists.

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

no ECU? kinda surprised as commercial aircraft have had full authority digital control for a long time. figured it would have come down in price by now or someone would have hardened an automotive ECU for air use.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well well, Mr Alpha Male is scared he might have to do the time after doing the crime.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I ask him to give me a good reason to not hate the wealth class and to not want to cut off Israel from US money.

4 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

github must be regionalized because I still see bitchat here in the US. Which means someone in India just has to use a VPN. Which to me says the government there never should have mentioned it, By banning it they create forbidden fruit and now people there who did not know of networkless chat will go look it up.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0