Bruskey
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Disc player in there, to shreds you say?
One love.
Jul 28, 2026 12:49 AM
Bruskey
25766
592
13
Disc player in there, to shreds you say?
One love.
TheSocialRecluse
Make me think about all the waste we produce. And the hard to recycle metal process.
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
i play these videos in reverse so it looks like a magical machine that makes random things
IdoWalk
Now do a billionaire!!!
ComoSeIguana
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OHJoNG0zemdpNWRhdXFpb21zbDhhbXRvdmYxbHp4bHo2dTYxYXA1aSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/93rI3szziYMYo/200w.webp
Powderhunter75
Those things make me so fucking uncomfortable...
SoGrosslyIncandescent
The human sized material crusher designed to drag things into itself from even the smallest point of grip? That's a healthy response, actually.
FluidExchangeProgram
Put your pot in it.
DarthWaiterSE
red411
And my paper shredder jams with one sheet of paper
stabbermcshooty
Now do Michael Myers
ZacNolan
Spoiler alert, they finally did.
chaylar
this consumes the object
ImAWeirdMom
If I had one of those I would put giant googly eyes on it so that it's eating things
TalanRhodes
Don't breathe any of the dust and dirt coming off those, kids.
deadlysneeze
these things scare the bejigitty outame
KaijuMcCitysmash
I'd sure hate to get my dick caught in there
DarthWaiterSE
PFMAz
What do they do with the output?
And can we see that?
DdCno1
It's just shredded little pieces of whatever was fed into the shredder. Depending on what it is, it gets dumped in landfills or melted down.
sadurdaynight
Theoretically you'd seperate the shreds. A magnet could get iron and steel out. Dump rest in water to float the rubber and platics off from other metals that sink. But chances are this stuff will just go in a landfill, incinerator, or metal foundry to melt down to crappy metal for new disposable crap
LunchtimeKit
This damages the items
anjeleyezjr
BobWeAdaBabyEetsAboy
Chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp.
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
The Mangler.
BrokenAnimal
Fuck me! I totally forgot about this movie.
Efreeti
Which movie is this?
SpanWolf
The Mangler.
JupitersStormHole
I broke one of these when I threw in a Nokia phone
Pulger
The Mecha-Sarlacc must be fed.
Bundalicious
Finally! An acceptable solution to magat/pedophile problem.
Fishy820
I can always watch these videos
Sukeyloo
I want to find longer ones on YouTube, any suggestions?
Poopoopeepeevagina
The mob has definitely put a person in one of these.
hairyinire
According to the internet, everyone in China has one of those machines.
EMHPicardo
NotAParsnipInDisguise
OwlFarm
Wait till you see what it does to pedophiles, lol. But seriously, we need to feed the Epstein Class into these for sport.
crazyspelling
"For sport." Is that like 2 teams scoring points, or a panel of judges giving scores out of 10.0?
OwlFarm
Any and all ways imaginable. I just want them to think there is hope of survival before they're fed to the machine.
Dracology
unfortunately the only thing that seems to be going into them is the Epstein files
Athol
Surround it with a giant, slightly sloped and greased walled metal tray, tell the Epstiners the last one standing gets to leave (they all get a broom handle). Shoot the last one standing.
Potts
Nah, just watch him struggle until he runs out of energy and succumbs.
Athol
C'mon, you wouldn't find watching a bunch of 1%ers wacking each other with broom handles, while struggling to stand and avoid sliding into the shredder, in a desperate (and rigged) bid to stay alive, fun?
andexer
That pot still looks nice! Why destroy?
Jaqdakloun
Satisfying crunch
MrGhostbuster
Pot is illegal that state.
Redshadow09
rust inside maybe.
MCTMCT
Because it called the kettle black.
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
May even used the N-Word.
CaldariBob
Stock pots that size are hard to find!
HerpDerpYeen
No? Just go to a kitchen supply store.
Cornflakes91
yeah, i got one that doesnt look that much smaller from damn ikea
StewedTomaters
Idk, if you have a decent-sized Asian market near you, they always have the biggest, most affordable stock pots. A range of quality
buttstuph
Especially after they're run through the crusher.
gatormarc
Did you check underneath the crusher?
VosperOfAntarctica
It bit a kid
Nathanyel
You mean someone thought it would bite a kid, and now we're having a Harambe 2.0 situation, complete with an even darker timeline.
BenderRodriguezz
I guess that's fair. https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dDgxZGNqbDY4cmU0dTZrMTYzMnZmOWVsc2h1OW5sbGs0Z3Jvd2E4diZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/400IbTdjCTxLUaICoZ/200w.webp
Larnoc
Top notch bullshit there, fucking outsanding
firlefranz
CaptRandom1290
Jfc this made me laugh so hard!
chrisckelly
But pot-boils aren’t even a legit breed?
TheDirtySanchezBros
Bully breed if you asked me. You end up in one of them and you’re cooked!
Cranbananarama
Some people REALLY hate washing cookware.
TwistlessTTV
Omg I'm suddenly reminded of my coworker.... Bro....
huffnpuff72
She's put like 5 of them through it.
yamsonyamsonyams
I love my good pots and pans and j enjoy cleaning them
I know that there are people who don’t, but I don’t get it.
But I also like to cook, so maybe Thats the difference
Colopty
That's rare, usually people who like to cook and people who like to clean are different breeds.
Aranon1183
And I'm the useless cunt who doesn't like to do either. There's been dried shredded cheese on my kitchen floor for months that I can't be arsed to spend three minutes vacuuming
yamsonyamsonyams
Well that is disgusting
yamsonyamsonyams
I worked in pizza places crushing dishes for a few years - I also delivered pizza
Gotta say - the quality of the sink is huge for whether doing dishes blows. Deep sink with a hose faucet? I’ll come to your house and do your dishes lol
trigonman3
You may not come to my house and crush my dishes.