BrianTheImpaler

13865 pts · December 17, 2015


About me? Well... I'm a guy... pretty normal guy... I like cars, and guns, and hiking, and dogs, and other animals, and dogs. I'm a gigantic nerd. Uh, yuup.

Why can't I give multiple upvotes!? You're a lifesaver, my friend. Thank you for this!

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PNW, my island compadre. In the Puget sound area I'm literally 30 minutes to water or mountains. If I want to go to the real ocean I just drive 90 minutes to the far side of the Olympic mountains and gaze at the mud flats that we call beaches.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is the one I sent to my best friend with "oh fuck. These are the exact words I use"
She's had to confiscate my cart in Costco before.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

See that's where I always went wrong, I guess.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why didn't it land correctly? The gear was down. Is there more to landing safely?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Someone's getting a CAPA

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I hope she was aware you were filming her...

2 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Ah yes. The new Mosquito Breeder 3000®️ has dropped.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#28 holy shitsnacks. My home town in a muthafuckin @deafkitten dump?! Life==complete

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes I know Costco is still a for-profit enterprise that is beholden to shareholders and all that capitalist crap. However I also know that a trip to Costco with an EBT card can be a blessing to a family just trying to make it in the aforementioned shit show. Is Costco perfect? No, absolutely not. Do they tend to lean in a humanitarian direction? Yeah, generally.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seconded. I worked at Costco corporate for a number of years. I can tell you that the focus on members and humans in general is very present at that level, separated from the warehouses. They tend to do the right thing even when it might not make the maximum profit. There's a reason you see old silver badges working in the warehouse smiling and being genuinely friendly. In today's capitalist shit show I'll pay more to the company I see doing the right thing.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

BOOTS WITH THE FUR (WITH THE FUR)!!!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Goats butter

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I use a DNS-based ad blocker when using Grindr. It makes it more tolerable from a UI perspective. It does nothing to improve the content though

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a very gay male and yes. Yes he is.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I can't say with certainty since I can't go measure it, but I don't think it was cut in half. Perhaps bisected

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

First, fuck off @lassannn. (so glad to be part of the tradition)
Second, thanks for the great, very specific expression. I'll need to find a place to use it in the future.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Indeed she does. So hard for it, honey.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I honestly couldn't tell ya the last time I heard someone say the full words behind WWW. Samsung s23. Nice camera, buggy as shit. Along with getting all the pixels we also get all the bugs.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It sure does

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

O. M. G. That BABY!!!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aren't they wonderful?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thankfully she's a really good sleeper and generally leaves me to sleep without eating my flesh

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's a monster. A tiny little wrinkly-faced monster that's stolen my heart and terrorizes my home and the villagers daily.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whoaaa language! Yeah these little fuckers are tearing my hands up quickly.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh Jesus. I've only heard the RC version of the Martian

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the recommend! Sounds like a good one. I'm a fan of RC Bray, especially in the ExFor series.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yay! Hi Douglas and Java! It almost looks like he's leashed to the boat

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0